Thank you for visiting SNEWPapers!
Sign up free
Editorial
December 12, 1911
The Daily Missoulian
Missoula, Missoula County, Montana
What is this article about?
The editorial satirizes the predictable annual Secretary of War report, which warns of decades needed to prepare for war, dismissing such fears as unlikely given US power, diplomatic delays, and growing global aversion to conflict. (198 characters)
OCR Quality
92%
Excellent
Full Text
ANNUAL BUNK.
As a rule, it is as easy to predict what will be the tenor of the annual report of the secretary of war as it is to forecast on what day in December Christmas will be celebrated. Each year the administrative Mars of this country calls attention to the fact that, in case of war, it would take the United States from forty to one hundred years to get ready. The direst sorts of things are prophesied, always with the in-case-of-war proviso.
Each year the secretary of war manages to impress congress and the nation at large about as much as did Alexander Dowie years ago when he started out to tip off the future, as the street language puts it. Under present conditions, with the world knowing the strength and resources of this country, there is a very slim chance of there being a war, at least, with any power that could make this country worry. With the diplomatic red tape that must be unwound and with the involved process of avoiding international entanglements, the time needed to start a first-class fracas is about as great as the period the secretary thinks we would need to gird on the sword and loose the dogs of war. As far as the average citizen, the United States has about as much need to be prepared for war as has the Bee colony. War is becoming unpopular; it is with some course, it must be admitted, that the international fashion has
As a rule, it is as easy to predict what will be the tenor of the annual report of the secretary of war as it is to forecast on what day in December Christmas will be celebrated. Each year the administrative Mars of this country calls attention to the fact that, in case of war, it would take the United States from forty to one hundred years to get ready. The direst sorts of things are prophesied, always with the in-case-of-war proviso.
Each year the secretary of war manages to impress congress and the nation at large about as much as did Alexander Dowie years ago when he started out to tip off the future, as the street language puts it. Under present conditions, with the world knowing the strength and resources of this country, there is a very slim chance of there being a war, at least, with any power that could make this country worry. With the diplomatic red tape that must be unwound and with the involved process of avoiding international entanglements, the time needed to start a first-class fracas is about as great as the period the secretary thinks we would need to gird on the sword and loose the dogs of war. As far as the average citizen, the United States has about as much need to be prepared for war as has the Bee colony. War is becoming unpopular; it is with some course, it must be admitted, that the international fashion has
What sub-type of article is it?
Military Affairs
Satire
War Or Peace
What keywords are associated?
Annual War Report
Military Preparedness
War Unlikelihood
Secretary Of War
Diplomatic Red Tape
International Fashion
What entities or persons were involved?
Secretary Of War
Congress
Alexander Dowie
United States
Editorial Details
Primary Topic
Critique Of Predictable Annual Secretary Of War Report On Military Unpreparedness
Stance / Tone
Mocking And Skeptical Of Exaggerated War Preparation Warnings
Key Figures
Secretary Of War
Congress
Alexander Dowie
United States
Key Arguments
Annual Report Predictably Warns It Would Take 40 100 Years To Prepare For War
Dire Prophecies Always Conditional On In Case Of War
Report Impresses Public As Little As Dowie's Prophecies
Slim Chance Of War Given Us Strength And Resources
Diplomatic Processes Make Starting War As Time Consuming As Preparation
Us Needs War Preparation As Little As A Bee Colony
War Is Becoming Unpopular Internationally