Martinsburgh Gazette

FROM THE CINCINNATI EMPORIUM.

THE TEA TABLE

'Trivell, sir. I can take care of myself,' said Julia Pellew, to her husband, as they were taking their tea together in their little parlour one delightful summer evening. Just at this moment and while the words were yet on her tongue, the door opened, and Miss Polly Gaw entered the room on one of her flying afternoon visits. Julia could not avoid coloring up a little at this sudden intrusion;—for this young lady's visits were always intrusive, and Miss Gaw evidently saw or suspected she had dropped in at a moment when her company was not the most desirable. However, she got herself seated, and entertained her good neighbor with a long history of the home concerns of every family in the neighborhood, about three hours long.—There was a minute account of Mrs. D's party, with a list of all who were not invited, among whom she was most careful to remind that she, Julia, was one; then the progress of the courtships in the country; the domestic squabbles of her acquaintances; the scandals of the week; the motions of the old widower on the Appleby farm, betokening an approaching union with the squire's daughter, and who were jealous thereat; and a hundred other topics, equally interesting and profitable, were all spread out on the carpet.

Mr. Pellew had made his escape soon from the table, and Miss Polly did not fail to comment largely on the savage unsociability of husbands, insisting that they were as restless, and unhappy in the noose as caged up tigers, and instancing how gay and young, and spruce, they immediately became, on losing their wives: kindly and most sympathetically adding, if you were to drop off, my dear Julia, Mr. Pellew would, in ten days, be the most gallant and agreeable man in the village' After enjoying herself, and entertaining Julia thus delightfully until it began to grow late, she gathered up her knitting, and sallied on to make a call or two more before she went home.

Mr. and Mrs. Pellew were young, had been married but about a year, and were mutually as happy in their union as love and virtue and similar tastes and dispositions could make them. He was engaged in a business, which with industry and good management, yielded him a good living, he had embarked in it, however, without capital of his own; but Julia had a considerable amount of property, which, though the principal was not under her control, was a basis upon which her husband was enabled to get in the credit necessary in his business, and he had done so. This amiable family had numerous relatives and acquaintances; were looked upon by the good and sensible part of the neighborhood as patterns of virtue, and were generally much beloved and admired.

The visit of their friend, Miss Polly, was forgotten in a day or two; but things began, before long, to wear rather a strange aspect.—Time after time, Mrs. Pellew observed that her visitors, who began to be much more numerous than before, put on long faces, and in a condoling strain lectured on the trials of the marriage state, the necessity of forbearance, and of the Christian patience, mingled with sundry hints about the sovereign rights of the sex, and the best method of managing wayward husbands, with now and then a kind of half expressed sympathetic pity for her. She could not, for her life, understand what all this meant—and attributed to every cause but the right one.

Nor was Mr. Pellew to escape this new and to him unaccountable change of the current of feeling among his neighbors towards them. The first symptom he saw, was a shyness and coldness on the part of his wife's relatives, some of them even refusing to speak to him. The female part of his acquaintance scolded at him; and, what was worse; he thought his customers began to neglect him. Day by day, things grew worse—at last his creditors began to push—he was alarmed—he had never before been asked for money: his credit had been perfect—he wondered and waited for the issue; it came in half a dozen prosecutions, judgments, and executions.

It was now time to rouse up. As these things were in progress, he appeared to be in utter surprise, and to view them with perfect incredulity, not being willing to believe scarcely the evidence of his senses. Now, he demanded the cause of this strange treatment; and, with some difficulty, ascertained that it arose from the separation about to take place between him and his wife! and the cruel manner in which he had used her! He demanded the author of the story, and was referred to an old gentleman who had told his informer: the old man gave his wife: his wife her neighbour's wife, and so the tale might be traced down, through about five and twenty mouths, growing rather less at every step, until it came to Miss Polly Gaw—she had affirmed that she overheard Mr. Pellew and his wife engaged in a violent quarrel, and even heard a distinct affirmation on her part that she would leave him.

Mr. Pellew now hit upon an expedient to bring matters to a close at once. He invited all such of his, and his wife's relatives, his neighbors, his creditors, &c. as were within his reach, to meet at his house, on business of the utmost importance Among twenty assembled, among them Miss Gaw, and half a dozen or more of the principal mouth-pieces in the village.—He then stated to them his business; recounted to them the stories he had heard: traced them all down to their origin, and demanded of Miss Polly her reasons for the report she had raised.

Cornered up so unexpectedly and suddenly, she candidly confessed that the only foundation for what she had said was, that on the afternoon she had paid the visit first mentioned, she had heard, as she entered, Mrs. Pellew say, 'Well, sir, I can take care of myself.' And she wished to know if Julia Pellew would deny this.—

Julia replied she would not—she had barbecued a pair of fine fat quails for her husband's supper, and had been helping him to a choice bit —he had pressed her to keep it herself, saying she was too kind: and she did, on the occasion, utter the offensive words, 'Well, sir, I will take care of myself.'

A burst of astonishment succeeded. Miss Gaw ran out of the room like a woman who had lost her senses. The worthy couple received the congratulations of the honest people present: and though the knaves shook their heads, and pretended to be mighty glad the truth had come out, it was with a grace that but half concealed their sorrow. Thereafter not a syllable was ever lisped about the before much-talked of separation.

But thus it is, gentle reader, that one half the tea-table stories originate: and who would think there were still as many ready to believe them and trumpet them about, as there were in Amesbury, in Molly Gaw's time!