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Literary
June 17, 1882
The Cheyenne Daily Leader
Cheyenne, Laramie County, Wyoming
What is this article about?
A humorous short story where Vivian tests Myrtle's faith in him by claiming there is no ice cream in Chicago, shattering her trust and earning him the title of the matchless liar.
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Full Text
The Matchless Liar of Chicago
"You do not doubt me, Myrtle?"
"Never," exclaimed the girl, putting on her invisible net as she spoke, and placing her bandoline bottle where she would be sure to see it in the morning.
The sun had glared down fiercely all day upon the parched earth, and now that night had come the heat was even more oppressive than ever, because the cool wind that had been wafted from the lake during the day had wafted away. It was a dreamy, sensuous, one gauze undershirt and no vest evening, such as one often notices while traveling in Palestine.
"You have great faith in me, have you not, little one?" Vivian McCarthy said, taking the girl's off hand in his.
"Yes," replied Myrtle, "I believe in you with a childlike faith, akin to that which enables a boy to bite a pie in the dark, and I love you with a deep tenderness and fair loyalty that can never die."
"And would you believe anything I told you?'' Vivian murmured kissing the dimpled hand that lay in his.
Looking at him with her starry eyes, in which there gleamed a holy love light, the girl replied slowly and with infinite pathos: "I would believe your every word, no matter what you told me."
"Then," said Vivian, while a baleful light shot from his near eye, "there is no ice cream in Chicago."
For an instant, dazed by the shock. Myrtle did not speak. But presently the voice of her heart found echo in words.
"I can never believe you now," she whispered. "There cannot be another such liar in all the wide, wide world."
-Chicago Tribune.
"You do not doubt me, Myrtle?"
"Never," exclaimed the girl, putting on her invisible net as she spoke, and placing her bandoline bottle where she would be sure to see it in the morning.
The sun had glared down fiercely all day upon the parched earth, and now that night had come the heat was even more oppressive than ever, because the cool wind that had been wafted from the lake during the day had wafted away. It was a dreamy, sensuous, one gauze undershirt and no vest evening, such as one often notices while traveling in Palestine.
"You have great faith in me, have you not, little one?" Vivian McCarthy said, taking the girl's off hand in his.
"Yes," replied Myrtle, "I believe in you with a childlike faith, akin to that which enables a boy to bite a pie in the dark, and I love you with a deep tenderness and fair loyalty that can never die."
"And would you believe anything I told you?'' Vivian murmured kissing the dimpled hand that lay in his.
Looking at him with her starry eyes, in which there gleamed a holy love light, the girl replied slowly and with infinite pathos: "I would believe your every word, no matter what you told me."
"Then," said Vivian, while a baleful light shot from his near eye, "there is no ice cream in Chicago."
For an instant, dazed by the shock. Myrtle did not speak. But presently the voice of her heart found echo in words.
"I can never believe you now," she whispered. "There cannot be another such liar in all the wide, wide world."
-Chicago Tribune.
What sub-type of article is it?
Prose Fiction
Satire
Dialogue
What themes does it cover?
Love Romance
Moral Virtue
What keywords are associated?
Liar
Chicago
Romance
Deception
Ice Cream
What entities or persons were involved?
Chicago Tribune
Literary Details
Title
The Matchless Liar Of Chicago
Author
Chicago Tribune
Key Lines
"You Do Not Doubt Me, Myrtle?"
"Then," Said Vivian, While A Baleful Light Shot From His Near Eye, "There Is No Ice Cream In Chicago."
"I Can Never Believe You Now," She Whispered. "There Cannot Be Another Such Liar In All The Wide, Wide World."