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Editorial
April 23, 1805
The New Hampshire Gazette
Portsmouth, Rockingham County, New Hampshire
What is this article about?
Satirical editorial 'Christopher Caustic' mocks Thomas G. Fessenden's 'Democracy Unveiled,' a work of doggerel rhymes criticizing Democrats, portraying Fessenden as a failed inventor and hack Federalist writer needing charity, while exposing Federal principles' malignity. From National Aegis.
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CHRISTOPHER CAUSTIC
We have seen a string of doggerel rhymes, from the pen of the Author of 'Terrible Traitorations,'--illustrated by extracts from the Federal papers for two years past, in the form of Notes. --This catch-penny jumble is called 'Democracy Unveiled.' We recommend it to the attention of our readers, for two reasons. One is, that we know the writer is an object of charity, and really needs the proceeds of the work ;-and the other, that the hireling has fully shown the malignity, and exposed the principles, of his masters. The name of this scribbler is Thomas G. Fessenden. His history is said to be briefly thus--
Some years since, finding no other avenue either to fame or subsistence open, he exerted his energies in the construction of a wonderful hydraulic machine. with which he posted from his native state. Vermont to London.--When he arrived there he found his darling and novel invention, as common as a pump. Disconcerted in this scheme for aggrandizement, he contrived to get employment as superintendent in the building of some mills. Great skill and ingenuity was, no doubt, employed in their formation ; and the only objection--alack-a-day--was--they would not go. After this. as if destined to be the supporter of 'all things, vain and unprofitable' Mr. F. was engaged to write a poetical vindication of Perkins' Metallic Tractors. In this undertaking he was fortunate. Notwithstanding the wretched quackery he defended, his poem became popular. Puffed with success, he returned to his native country ; and, for sometime past, has been Head-Scavenger to the Palladium. This employment, probably, not being sufficiently lucrative, he has hit on this publication as the means of eking out a subsistence. He is not to be blamed.--The poor fellow must eat and we could not have designated a more worthy advocate of Federal principles ; than the projector of immoveable mills, and the vindicator of Perkins' Tractors.
(National Aegis.)
We have seen a string of doggerel rhymes, from the pen of the Author of 'Terrible Traitorations,'--illustrated by extracts from the Federal papers for two years past, in the form of Notes. --This catch-penny jumble is called 'Democracy Unveiled.' We recommend it to the attention of our readers, for two reasons. One is, that we know the writer is an object of charity, and really needs the proceeds of the work ;-and the other, that the hireling has fully shown the malignity, and exposed the principles, of his masters. The name of this scribbler is Thomas G. Fessenden. His history is said to be briefly thus--
Some years since, finding no other avenue either to fame or subsistence open, he exerted his energies in the construction of a wonderful hydraulic machine. with which he posted from his native state. Vermont to London.--When he arrived there he found his darling and novel invention, as common as a pump. Disconcerted in this scheme for aggrandizement, he contrived to get employment as superintendent in the building of some mills. Great skill and ingenuity was, no doubt, employed in their formation ; and the only objection--alack-a-day--was--they would not go. After this. as if destined to be the supporter of 'all things, vain and unprofitable' Mr. F. was engaged to write a poetical vindication of Perkins' Metallic Tractors. In this undertaking he was fortunate. Notwithstanding the wretched quackery he defended, his poem became popular. Puffed with success, he returned to his native country ; and, for sometime past, has been Head-Scavenger to the Palladium. This employment, probably, not being sufficiently lucrative, he has hit on this publication as the means of eking out a subsistence. He is not to be blamed.--The poor fellow must eat and we could not have designated a more worthy advocate of Federal principles ; than the projector of immoveable mills, and the vindicator of Perkins' Tractors.
(National Aegis.)
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
Partisan Politics
What keywords are associated?
Thomas G Fessenden
Democracy Unveiled
Federal Principles
Satirical Critique
Perkins Tractors
Partisan Attack
Doggerel Rhymes
What entities or persons were involved?
Thomas G. Fessenden
Author Of 'Terrible Traitorations'
Federal Papers
Palladium
Perkins' Metallic Tractors
Editorial Details
Primary Topic
Satirical Critique Of Thomas G. Fessenden's 'Democracy Unveiled'
Stance / Tone
Satirical Mockery Of Federalist Writer And Principles
Key Figures
Thomas G. Fessenden
Author Of 'Terrible Traitorations'
Federal Papers
Palladium
Perkins' Metallic Tractors
Key Arguments
Fessenden's Book Is A Catch Penny Jumble Of Doggerel Rhymes
Recommend For Charity As Writer Needs Proceeds
Exposes Malignity And Principles Of His Federal Masters
Fessenden's History Of Failed Inventions Like Hydraulic Machine And Immoveable Mills
Successful Only In Defending Quackery With Popular Poem On Perkins' Tractors
Now Head Scavenger To The Palladium, Using Book To Eke Out Subsistence
Worthy Advocate Of Vain And Unprofitable Federal Principles