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Poem
January 19, 1838
The Daily Herald
New Haven, New Haven County, Connecticut
What is this article about?
A riddle poem submitted to the Herald by a Constant Reader from Yale College on January 18, describing an omnipresent entity found in time, space, weather, births, fashion, professions, battles, and more, challenging the reader to identify it.
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FOR THE HERALD.
Messrs. Editors,-Will you be so kind as to publish the following "riddle," which was perpetrated for the amusement of a few friends. and oblige a
Constant Reader
A RIDDLE.
I've been known in all time—in the present and past,
In the future I shall with eternity last;
I was ne'er in the sky, and ne'er soared in the air,
But where there's a planet or star I am there.
And when fools the approach of a comet bewail,
You may safely make oath I am hitched to his tail.
I shrink from mild breezes, from zephyrs I flee,
But appear in the storm that upturns the deep sea.
I dwell with the thunder, with lightning that gleams,
As I drive with the blast, on the tempest's extremes.
But I've other and manifold business on earth
I am present at every begetting and birth.
With flirts and coquettes I spend all my days.
In their stockings and garters, shifts, bonnets, and stays;
And whenever they rouge to bring youth back again.
They feel that without me their paint would bring pain.
The dandies I aid in their vests and their hats.
Their boots and their coats, pantaloons and cravats:
I'm in all their sweet scents, and yet no one supposes
I ever approached within smell of their noses.
I affect not the mind, yet I start every thought
In all things I am, yet discovered in naught.
The physician might find me in all of his potions,
As the New-Englanders have done in all of their notions;
The reverend divine. too, whatever he saith,
Knows that if I were gone there'd be no form of faith.
The lawyer expects me in every writ,
And without me no player could e'er make a hit.
No shoe-maker ever could charge for a boot,
And a chimney-sweep never could cry his own scot.
No merchant on 'change could without me keep store,
And a tailor would soon be a tailor no more.
In fine, you can never support in those parts
Where I am not found, any trades, any arts.
Blood and carnage I shun. yet in battle delight,
And without me there never can be a fierce fight.
As there never yet has been a change in the night.
When Bonaparte uttered his wild sauve qui peut,
I. I was the last one to bid him adieu.
In the midst of that battle I aided each feat
Of valor and skill, and was last in retreat.
And now, gentle reader, you're doubtless observant,
Declare what am I that end thus, sir,
Your Servant.
Yale College, Jan. 18.
Messrs. Editors,-Will you be so kind as to publish the following "riddle," which was perpetrated for the amusement of a few friends. and oblige a
Constant Reader
A RIDDLE.
I've been known in all time—in the present and past,
In the future I shall with eternity last;
I was ne'er in the sky, and ne'er soared in the air,
But where there's a planet or star I am there.
And when fools the approach of a comet bewail,
You may safely make oath I am hitched to his tail.
I shrink from mild breezes, from zephyrs I flee,
But appear in the storm that upturns the deep sea.
I dwell with the thunder, with lightning that gleams,
As I drive with the blast, on the tempest's extremes.
But I've other and manifold business on earth
I am present at every begetting and birth.
With flirts and coquettes I spend all my days.
In their stockings and garters, shifts, bonnets, and stays;
And whenever they rouge to bring youth back again.
They feel that without me their paint would bring pain.
The dandies I aid in their vests and their hats.
Their boots and their coats, pantaloons and cravats:
I'm in all their sweet scents, and yet no one supposes
I ever approached within smell of their noses.
I affect not the mind, yet I start every thought
In all things I am, yet discovered in naught.
The physician might find me in all of his potions,
As the New-Englanders have done in all of their notions;
The reverend divine. too, whatever he saith,
Knows that if I were gone there'd be no form of faith.
The lawyer expects me in every writ,
And without me no player could e'er make a hit.
No shoe-maker ever could charge for a boot,
And a chimney-sweep never could cry his own scot.
No merchant on 'change could without me keep store,
And a tailor would soon be a tailor no more.
In fine, you can never support in those parts
Where I am not found, any trades, any arts.
Blood and carnage I shun. yet in battle delight,
And without me there never can be a fierce fight.
As there never yet has been a change in the night.
When Bonaparte uttered his wild sauve qui peut,
I. I was the last one to bid him adieu.
In the midst of that battle I aided each feat
Of valor and skill, and was last in retreat.
And now, gentle reader, you're doubtless observant,
Declare what am I that end thus, sir,
Your Servant.
Yale College, Jan. 18.
What sub-type of article is it?
Riddle
What themes does it cover?
Satire Society
What keywords are associated?
Riddle
Ubiquitous Entity
Society
Professions
Battle
Yale College
Bonaparte
What entities or persons were involved?
Constant Reader
Poem Details
Title
A Riddle.
Author
Constant Reader
Form / Style
Rhymed Couplets
Key Lines
And Now, Gentle Reader, You're Doubtless Observant,
Declare What Am I That End Thus, Sir,
Your Servant.