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Poem
August 20, 1896
Phillipsburg Herald
Phillipsburg, Phillips County, Kansas
What is this article about?
Humorous poem describing the chaotic and perilous nursery floor littered with toys, recounting a father's comical mishaps among lions, trains, boats, and other playthings, advising caution for visitors.
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CHILDREN'S CORNER.
INTERESTING READING FOR BOYS AND GIRLS.
In the Nursery—A Difficult Word—A Boy's Brave Act—Controlling a Mob—Anecdote and Incident and Amusing Sketches.
It's a dangerous place sometimes for those who don't know my nursery floor,
And I'd advice those who are timid at all to keep well outside the door;
There are lions at large, and bears and cows, and animals wild like that
Parading around most all the time, and a great big plushy cat.
My Pa came into that room one day to see who was blowing the horn,
And before he looked where he walked he stepped on top of a unicorn;
And the fast express from old Bureauville—as fast as the wind it goes—
Came whistling over the carpet track, and ran right over his toes.
And when he jumped back to get out of the way a big man-of-war sailed by,
And clipped the end of his heel, it did and a cannon-ball hit his eye,
A cannon-ball shot by General Zinc bombarding a Brownie band,
That peeped from the edge of the old soap-dish we keep on the oak wash-stand.
And once in the dark he tripped on the ark, and fell on the Ferris wheel,
And bumped his head on a wagon red, and broke off my steam-launch keel;
And when he got up to leave the room, the very first thing he knew
He got in the midst of some lead Arabs, and made a great hullabaloo.
And that's why I say it's a dangerous place for those who've not been there before,
With lions and boats and bears and carts strewn everywhere over the floor,
And unless I'm home when you visit me, there isn't a bit of a doubt,
Instead of a-venturing in there alone, you'd better by far keep out.
—Carlyle Smith in Harper's Round Table.
INTERESTING READING FOR BOYS AND GIRLS.
In the Nursery—A Difficult Word—A Boy's Brave Act—Controlling a Mob—Anecdote and Incident and Amusing Sketches.
It's a dangerous place sometimes for those who don't know my nursery floor,
And I'd advice those who are timid at all to keep well outside the door;
There are lions at large, and bears and cows, and animals wild like that
Parading around most all the time, and a great big plushy cat.
My Pa came into that room one day to see who was blowing the horn,
And before he looked where he walked he stepped on top of a unicorn;
And the fast express from old Bureauville—as fast as the wind it goes—
Came whistling over the carpet track, and ran right over his toes.
And when he jumped back to get out of the way a big man-of-war sailed by,
And clipped the end of his heel, it did and a cannon-ball hit his eye,
A cannon-ball shot by General Zinc bombarding a Brownie band,
That peeped from the edge of the old soap-dish we keep on the oak wash-stand.
And once in the dark he tripped on the ark, and fell on the Ferris wheel,
And bumped his head on a wagon red, and broke off my steam-launch keel;
And when he got up to leave the room, the very first thing he knew
He got in the midst of some lead Arabs, and made a great hullabaloo.
And that's why I say it's a dangerous place for those who've not been there before,
With lions and boats and bears and carts strewn everywhere over the floor,
And unless I'm home when you visit me, there isn't a bit of a doubt,
Instead of a-venturing in there alone, you'd better by far keep out.
—Carlyle Smith in Harper's Round Table.
What sub-type of article is it?
Ballad
What keywords are associated?
Nursery
Toys
Children
Danger
Father Mishaps
Humorous Verse
Playroom Chaos
What entities or persons were involved?
Carlyle Smith In Harper's Round Table
Poem Details
Title
In The Nursery
Author
Carlyle Smith In Harper's Round Table
Subject
Description Of A Chaotic Nursery Floor
Form / Style
Rhymed Quatrains
Key Lines
It's A Dangerous Place Sometimes For Those Who Don't Know My Nursery Floor,
And I'd Advice Those Who Are Timid At All To Keep Well Outside The Door;
There Are Lions At Large, And Bears And Cows, And Animals Wild Like That
Parading Around Most All The Time, And A Great Big Plushy Cat.
And That's Why I Say It's A Dangerous Place For Those Who've Not Been There Before,