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Poem May 18, 1801

Jenks's Portland Gazette

Portland, Cumberland County, Maine

What is this article about?

A satirical poem titled 'THE PROGRESS OF REPORT' personifies rumor as a growing monster that starts small and shy but becomes bold, causing social strife and discord in communities. It is followed by an advertisement for mathematical instrument maker Samuel M. Quincy in Portland.

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THE PROGRESS OF REPORT.

REPORT is first a pigmy small,
That shyly cautious dares but crawl,
She whispers this, hints that, looks sly.
Sneaks on, and squints, and learns to lie;
Gains as she goes, grows bold and strong;
Nor creeps, through fear, a pigmy long,
But soon we see the monster rise,
Stride round, and swell to giant size;
With uplift hand, and accent loud
Fright and amuse th'astonish'd crowd;
Wake all the passions; rouse to strife
Neighbor with neighbor, man with wife;
Jar and derange the social spheres,
And set whole cities by the ears,
Strange is her form. She runs or flies
With spreading wings yet full of eyes;
Set full of ears her monstrous head;
Of mouths; and tongues, that talk one dead.
She watches, listens, day and night,
Pleased nothing less with wrong than right;
Hears, conjures, vents her motley tales,
Harangues, puffs, libels, slanders, rails;
And, where permitted most to dwell,
Renders the neighborhood a hell,

Samuel M. Quincy,

Respectfully informs the public, that he has
again commenced the business of
Mathematical Instrument Making.
Any commands in his line will be thankfully re-
ceived, at his shop, Fore-street, directly opposite
Mr. Neil M'Intire's.

COMPASSES, QUADRANTS, SPY-GLASSES,
& c. cleaned and repaired.
A constant supply of new COMPASSES, kept
on hand for sale.

Portland, April 27.

What sub-type of article is it?

Satire

What themes does it cover?

Satire Society

What keywords are associated?

Report Rumor Satire Monster Social Strife Gossip Progress

Poem Details

Title

The Progress Of Report.

Form / Style

Rhymed Couplets

Key Lines

Report Is First A Pigmy Small, But Soon We See The Monster Rise, Renders The Neighborhood A Hell,

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