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October 30, 1895
Edgefield Advertiser
Edgefield, Edgefield County, South Carolina
What is this article about?
An artist describes a quirky New England woman whose hobby is telling people the time of day, despite lacking a clock and always giving incorrect answers, to indulge her vanity about owning one.
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Full Text
Telling People the Time Her Hobby.
"A queer woman lives up in New England where I spent my summer," said the artist. "Her greatest and so far as anyone knows her only delight is to tell people the time of day. This is all the more remarkable because she hasn't a clock in the house, and hasn't the slightest skill in judging the hour by the height of the sun. She lives with her children in a farm house which stands near the road. Some one suggested to me to ask her the time of day when passing, as it would give her great pleasure to reply. I did ask her, and she went back in the house apparently to find out. She soon returned and told me it was half past 2 o'clock, while really it was three hours later. I repeated my question several days later. She answered that she was very sorry, but her clock had stopped. I asked her the time every few days and always got queer or wrong answers. I didn't do it to make fun of her, but partly out of curiosity to learn what her reply would be and partly because every one said it made her happy. It was generally understood that she could not have told the time had she had a clock, and it tickled her vanity to have people think that she not only owned a timepiece, but knew how to use it. New York Tribune."
"A queer woman lives up in New England where I spent my summer," said the artist. "Her greatest and so far as anyone knows her only delight is to tell people the time of day. This is all the more remarkable because she hasn't a clock in the house, and hasn't the slightest skill in judging the hour by the height of the sun. She lives with her children in a farm house which stands near the road. Some one suggested to me to ask her the time of day when passing, as it would give her great pleasure to reply. I did ask her, and she went back in the house apparently to find out. She soon returned and told me it was half past 2 o'clock, while really it was three hours later. I repeated my question several days later. She answered that she was very sorry, but her clock had stopped. I asked her the time every few days and always got queer or wrong answers. I didn't do it to make fun of her, but partly out of curiosity to learn what her reply would be and partly because every one said it made her happy. It was generally understood that she could not have told the time had she had a clock, and it tickled her vanity to have people think that she not only owned a timepiece, but knew how to use it. New York Tribune."
What sub-type of article is it?
Curiosity
What themes does it cover?
Deception
What keywords are associated?
Time Telling
Vanity
New England Woman
False Clock
Quirky Hobby
What entities or persons were involved?
The Artist
The Woman
Where did it happen?
New England, Farm House Near The Road
Story Details
Key Persons
The Artist
The Woman
Location
New England, Farm House Near The Road
Story Details
A woman in New England delights in telling passersby the time despite having no clock and always erring, pretending to consult one to boost her vanity about owning and using a timepiece.