The Mountain Echo

Killed His Sister In Fun.

Chicago Inter Ocean:

Former minister to Mexico Ransom was at the House a few days ago talking about his experiences in Mexico. After the minister left the cloak room one of the members said: "Did you ever talk to the minister when his mind has been occupied with business?" and without waiting for a reply, the member continued: "I did. I met him soon after his return from Mexico and after we shook hands he said: "How is your sister, Frank?"

"She is well," I said.

The minister's mind then returned to some business for a few minutes and then he said: "How is your sister, Frank"
and as before, I replied that she was well. Five minutes later he raised his eyes from some papers and remarked: "Oh Frank, I thought the conversation was becoming rather monotonous, and to change it I answered that she was very ill."

"Bless me! you don't say so! I am sorry to hear it, Frank." He turned to his papers again for another five minutes, and hang me if he didn't turn around and say: "Frank, how is your sister?" At first I thought he was guying me, but, looking at him sharply, I realized that he had forgotten the conversation, and I answered sadly, 'she is dead.'

"Why man, you don't mean it!" he exclaimed, jumping from his seat, and extending his hand in a most sympathetic manner, adding "That is dreadful. When did it happen? Tell me all about it."

"Why, I killed her just now. When I came in your office I told you twice she was well; then I told you she was very ill and that didn't impress you. So, for your benefit, I have just killed her,"

"The old man looked at me for a moment and then replied: "You must pardon me, Frank. I was thinking about these papers."