The New Hampshire Gazette And General Advertiser

Maintain a heart not capable of impression, if we judge by your puerile address. Plato himself could not moralize more rigidly; you are so stoical that if all men were of your constitution, the human race would be in danger of annihilation. You may assure yourself the Fair Sex will dread a connection with such a finical figure of a man, whose mind is so disturbed with indigested ideas, whims, fancies and vagaries, and in want of sensibility, candor and generosity. When you expose the foibles of the Fair, which are but the incidents of human nature, you appear to be the offspring of an English mother, and Italian or Latin father, and ushered into the world by a French midwife, from whom you have learnt a smattering of each language, and would palm yourself upon us as very learned; but you need not have taken so much pains, for those of us who have heard you attempt to sing know well that you can much better bray.