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Filler September 8, 1880

Blount County Democrat

Maryville, Blount County, Tennessee

What is this article about?

Fanny Fern, 55, shares her secrets to robust health: simple diet, practical attire, early sleep and rise, embracing weather, and insisting on fresh air, with a witty postmortem quip about avoiding it in her coffin.

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Fanny Fern On Health.
Fanny Fern thinks it ought to be considered a disgrace to be sick, adding: "I am fifty-five, and I feel half the time as if I was just made. To be sure I was born in Maine, where the timber and the human race last; but I don't eat pastry, nor candy, nor ice cream. I own stout boots, have a waterproof cloak, but no diamonds. I go to bed at 10 o'clock and get up at 6. I dash out in the rain because it feels good on my face. I don't care for my clothes, but I will have air; and after I am buried, I warn you, don't let any fresh air or sunlight on my coffin, if you don't want me to get up."

What sub-type of article is it?

Health Or Medicine Witty Remark

What keywords are associated?

Fanny Fern Health Habits Age 55 Maine Fresh Air Vitality

What entities or persons were involved?

Fanny Fern

Where did it happen?

Maine

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Topic

Fanny Fern's Health Habits And Vitality At Age 55

Location

Maine

Key Persons

Fanny Fern

Event Details

Fanny Fern, aged 55 and born in Maine, attributes her good health to avoiding pastry, candy, and ice cream; wearing stout boots and a waterproof cloak; going to bed at 10 and rising at 6; enjoying rain on her face; prioritizing fresh air over fine clothes; and humorously warns against fresh air or sunlight on her coffin lest she rise.

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