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Story April 7, 1847

Washington Telegraph

Washington, Hempstead County, Arkansas

What is this article about?

A Baltimore man, reaching for medicine in the dark, mistakes his own hand for a burglar's, grips it tightly, alarms his household with cries of intrusion, and later laughs at the embarrassing mix-up.

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Remarkable Seizure of a Supposed Burglar.—A gentleman living in the Western part of the city, experienced a truly exciting event, and became suddenly and unexpectedly the hero of a startling scene, the other night. He had retired to bed at his usual hour, his wife being sick, and fortunately, as it seems, under the necessity of taking medicine during the night which with a lamp, match box, etc. were placed upon the table near the bed. At about two o'clock as it afterwards proved, his wife awoke and discovered that the lamp was out; and wishing for her medicine, awoke her husband, requesting him to reach to the table and hand it to her. He was, it seems, lying upon his left side and the table directly before his face; accordingly extending his right hand to feel for the bottle, he placed it upon the hand of a man upon the table. With admirable presence of mind, he instantly tightened his grip, and firmly holding on, at once called out, 'there's a man in the room!' His wife screamed, and cried aloud for assistance upon others in the house, unwilling to move; while her husband feeling the risk of moving from his first position, and unable to turn so as to get a loaded pistol beneath his pillow, shrewdly enough, however, exclaimed sternly to the man. 'If you dare to move, I'll blow your brains out.' The noise occasioned by such an occurrence, with the crying and screaming of one or two of the children in the room, who had been woke up by it, soon brought in two or three of other members of the household, with lights, when our excellent friend was discovered holding in the vice like grip of his night—his own left hand! Under the intercepted circulation caused by the pressure of his head, stretched out upon the table, the unfortunate cause of this frightful scene was just coming to itself, the grip of the other hand almost starting blood from the tips of the imprisoned fingers.— The supposed burglar was released instantly, and our worthy friend, with his daring and presence of mind, at a marvelous dis count, slid under the blankets to enjoy his laughter by himself.—Balt. Sun.

What sub-type of article is it?

Curiosity

What themes does it cover?

Deception Fortune Reversal

What keywords are associated?

False Burglar Hand Mistake Midnight Alarm Household Fright Comic Error

What entities or persons were involved?

The Gentleman His Wife

Where did it happen?

Western Part Of The City

Story Details

Key Persons

The Gentleman His Wife

Location

Western Part Of The City

Event Date

The Other Night

Story Details

A man reaches for his wife's medicine in the dark, mistakes his own left hand for a burglar's, grips it firmly, threatens it with a pistol, alarms the household, and realizes the error when lights arrive, leading to laughter.

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