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Poem
September 10, 1804
Jenks' Portland Gazette
Portland, Cumberland County, Maine
What is this article about?
Satirical poem contrasting the prudent, thrifty women and domestic joys of old times with the profligate, extravagant behaviors of modern society, particularly among women and families.
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POETRY
OLD TIMES and NEW.
When I was a younger, our women were prudent
Our printers demure, and our maidens sedate,
In Economy's School, every wife was a student,
And seldom contentions arise, or debate:
By our chimney side, lit the good thrifty bride.
At her rock, at her wheel, at her books of the mart?
Then the family board real joys could afford,
And pleased the fond husband at night to remark it.
Then we laugh'd away, quaff'd away,
Age threw his staff away.
Health rosy health of each countenance shone,
Our girls of their beauty,
Though less than their duty,
And fathers were certain, those girls were their own
Your quality misses, how different we find them-
No powers can their profligate humors restrain,
From assembly to balls, folly beckons and calls,
Hark! their summons, and see how they pant to obey.
While no longer industrious their husbands notorious, it,
Girls! it drives a plain man nearly mad to survey it.
Dash away, splash away,
Squander their cash away
Visiting twenty score friends of a night;
With their harps, pipes and tabors,
Distracting their neighbors,
Common sense stands confounded, and reason takes flight.
Portland.
OLD TIMES and NEW.
When I was a younger, our women were prudent
Our printers demure, and our maidens sedate,
In Economy's School, every wife was a student,
And seldom contentions arise, or debate:
By our chimney side, lit the good thrifty bride.
At her rock, at her wheel, at her books of the mart?
Then the family board real joys could afford,
And pleased the fond husband at night to remark it.
Then we laugh'd away, quaff'd away,
Age threw his staff away.
Health rosy health of each countenance shone,
Our girls of their beauty,
Though less than their duty,
And fathers were certain, those girls were their own
Your quality misses, how different we find them-
No powers can their profligate humors restrain,
From assembly to balls, folly beckons and calls,
Hark! their summons, and see how they pant to obey.
While no longer industrious their husbands notorious, it,
Girls! it drives a plain man nearly mad to survey it.
Dash away, splash away,
Squander their cash away
Visiting twenty score friends of a night;
With their harps, pipes and tabors,
Distracting their neighbors,
Common sense stands confounded, and reason takes flight.
Portland.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
What themes does it cover?
Satire Society
Moral Virtue
What keywords are associated?
Old Times
New Times
Prudent Women
Profligacy
Thrift
Folly
Satire Society
What entities or persons were involved?
Portland.
Poem Details
Title
Old Times And New.
Author
Portland.
Subject
Contrast Between Old Prudent Times And New Profligate Society
Key Lines
When I Was A Younger, Our Women Were Prudent
Our Printers Demure, And Our Maidens Sedate,
Your Quality Misses, How Different We Find Them
No Powers Can Their Profligate Humors Restrain,
Dash Away, Splash Away,
Squander Their Cash Away