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Literary
January 14, 1796
The Patowmac Guardian, And Berkeley Advertiser
Martinsburg, Shepherdstown, Berkeley County, Jefferson County, West Virginia
What is this article about?
A humorous, satirical poem in the form of a final love letter from Jonathan to Molly, where he recounts exaggerated past affections and vows to resist her coquettish wiles, predicting she'll end up with a rich fool.
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SEAT OF THE MUSES.
THE LAST AMOROUS EPISTLE
-FROM
JONATHAN TO MOLLY.
How oft in love's vast lake I've been,
The water just up to my chin:
Sometimes soused over head and ears,
In deep distress, and drowned with fears.
How oft my hand around thy waist
What rapture on thy blooming cheek,
Enough to feel--I swoon a week.
How often have I stood aghast,
While from thine eyes such arrows past,
Each shower appeared to threat my last.
All night together have we sat
In one wide chair and held our chat
On love, on raptures, and all that.
Thou know'st how oft thy hand I've squeezed,
And thou hast ogled, and I teased.
Declaring in what state was I,
How I must die for love, and die,
And to the grave for succour fly.
'Midst all the ills, my life that compass.
There ne'er was one that made such rumpus,
About my insides, as the love,
Which I have had for thee, my doves
How oft have I, my dearest dear,
Declared that thou art angel fair,
And sworn that thou from heaven didst fly,
Yet knew that it was all a lie.
Say, know'st thou not what I've told o'er t
For thou shalt never know thee more.
Thou ne'er shalt catch me, no, by Jove,
A dying in a fit of love.
I know all thy coquettish arts.
To catch and hold light-headed hearts.
Long may'st thou reign; but when thy charms are
past,
The wealthiest fool shall take thee off at last.
THE LAST AMOROUS EPISTLE
-FROM
JONATHAN TO MOLLY.
How oft in love's vast lake I've been,
The water just up to my chin:
Sometimes soused over head and ears,
In deep distress, and drowned with fears.
How oft my hand around thy waist
What rapture on thy blooming cheek,
Enough to feel--I swoon a week.
How often have I stood aghast,
While from thine eyes such arrows past,
Each shower appeared to threat my last.
All night together have we sat
In one wide chair and held our chat
On love, on raptures, and all that.
Thou know'st how oft thy hand I've squeezed,
And thou hast ogled, and I teased.
Declaring in what state was I,
How I must die for love, and die,
And to the grave for succour fly.
'Midst all the ills, my life that compass.
There ne'er was one that made such rumpus,
About my insides, as the love,
Which I have had for thee, my doves
How oft have I, my dearest dear,
Declared that thou art angel fair,
And sworn that thou from heaven didst fly,
Yet knew that it was all a lie.
Say, know'st thou not what I've told o'er t
For thou shalt never know thee more.
Thou ne'er shalt catch me, no, by Jove,
A dying in a fit of love.
I know all thy coquettish arts.
To catch and hold light-headed hearts.
Long may'st thou reign; but when thy charms are
past,
The wealthiest fool shall take thee off at last.
What sub-type of article is it?
Poem
Epistolary
Satire
What themes does it cover?
Love Romance
Social Manners
Moral Virtue
What keywords are associated?
Amorous Epistle
Satirical Poem
Coquetry
Flirtation
Love Declaration
Literary Details
Title
The Last Amorous Epistle From Jonathan To Molly.
Subject
Farewell To Coquettish Love
Key Lines
How Oft In Love's Vast Lake I've Been,
The Water Just Up To My Chin:
Thou Ne'er Shalt Catch Me, No, By Jove,
A Dying In A Fit Of Love.
I Know All Thy Coquettish Arts.
To Catch And Hold Light Headed Hearts.
Long May'st Thou Reign; But When Thy Charms Are Past,
The Wealthiest Fool Shall Take Thee Off At Last.