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Editorial
January 12, 1808
The New Hampshire Gazette
Portsmouth, Rockingham County, New Hampshire
What is this article about?
Satirical skit mocking the editor of the Boston Gazette and Tory sympathizers for warning sailors against the embargo and war with Britain, depicting sailors as loyal and ready to fight despite hardships.
OCR Quality
98%
Excellent
Full Text
The Cat let out of the Bag.
This play in five acts, has been under rehearsal, for some time. at Boston. The characters are well supported; the plot is interesting; and, we doubt not, its development will be highly gratifying to the American people. The following specimen is from the third act.
Scene--An eating room: a company of sailors seated round a table reading the proclamation of king George; and the embargo bill of the American Government.--Enter the editor of the Boston Gazette followed by a company of apes loaded with tory newspapers. Editor groans; which the apes attempt to imitate, then grin and chatter.-- Sailors look round and laugh
1st Sailor--Here's a flock of mother Cary's chickens.
Editor-(his voice broken by sobs)" Oh poor sailors! ah poor blue jackets! don't go to war with the mother country ? don't go to war with good old England ? you will get hard knocks on the pate! you will spend your years in English prisons and prison-ships !- don't submit to the Embargo ? you will beg in the streets or rot in the alms house! ah poor sailors! oh poor blue jackets !"
Boatswain--(rolls his cud, and squirts the tobacco juice at the apes, then, turning to his comrades) What think you my hearties to all this cud?
2d Sailor-Why. 'tis all in my eye jack. Shiver my limbs but this fellow is an english dishclout ! o lets have no more of his blarney.
An American tar knows his duty-and if he gets in prison d'ye see, he'll get out ag'in: and as for a hard knock let'em try an' they will, whose head is hardest
BoatswainThat's right my honest soul,- We'll stick to our quarters, boys, like true hearted sailors, and may the lubber be flushed home to the gizzard, and scraped with a sharks tooth, who would mutiny 'gainst his commander and desert the ship 'cause a hard gale and a tough passage brings him to short allowance. Sailors give three cheers-editor sneaks off followed by the apes.
This play in five acts, has been under rehearsal, for some time. at Boston. The characters are well supported; the plot is interesting; and, we doubt not, its development will be highly gratifying to the American people. The following specimen is from the third act.
Scene--An eating room: a company of sailors seated round a table reading the proclamation of king George; and the embargo bill of the American Government.--Enter the editor of the Boston Gazette followed by a company of apes loaded with tory newspapers. Editor groans; which the apes attempt to imitate, then grin and chatter.-- Sailors look round and laugh
1st Sailor--Here's a flock of mother Cary's chickens.
Editor-(his voice broken by sobs)" Oh poor sailors! ah poor blue jackets! don't go to war with the mother country ? don't go to war with good old England ? you will get hard knocks on the pate! you will spend your years in English prisons and prison-ships !- don't submit to the Embargo ? you will beg in the streets or rot in the alms house! ah poor sailors! oh poor blue jackets !"
Boatswain--(rolls his cud, and squirts the tobacco juice at the apes, then, turning to his comrades) What think you my hearties to all this cud?
2d Sailor-Why. 'tis all in my eye jack. Shiver my limbs but this fellow is an english dishclout ! o lets have no more of his blarney.
An American tar knows his duty-and if he gets in prison d'ye see, he'll get out ag'in: and as for a hard knock let'em try an' they will, whose head is hardest
BoatswainThat's right my honest soul,- We'll stick to our quarters, boys, like true hearted sailors, and may the lubber be flushed home to the gizzard, and scraped with a sharks tooth, who would mutiny 'gainst his commander and desert the ship 'cause a hard gale and a tough passage brings him to short allowance. Sailors give three cheers-editor sneaks off followed by the apes.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
Partisan Politics
War Or Peace
What keywords are associated?
Embargo Bill
War With England
Boston Gazette
Tory Newspapers
Sailors Loyalty
Satirical Skit
What entities or persons were involved?
Editor Of The Boston Gazette
Sailors
Tories
King George
American Government
Editorial Details
Primary Topic
Mockery Of Tory Opposition To Embargo And War With Britain
Stance / Tone
Pro War And Pro Embargo, Satirical Ridicule Of Anti War Editors
Key Figures
Editor Of The Boston Gazette
Sailors
Tories
King George
American Government
Key Arguments
Sailors Are Loyal And Will Endure Hardships In War
Warnings Of Imprisonment And Poverty From Anti War Advocates Are Blarney
True Sailors Stick To Their Duty Despite Tough Conditions
Mockery Of Fearful Tory Editors As Apes