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Letter to Editor
August 7, 1892
The Cheyenne Daily Leader
Cheyenne, Laramie County, Wyoming
What is this article about?
A satirical letter critiquing women voters, arguing that subtle influence behind the scenes is more powerful than voting, and mocking the enthusiasm of political torchlight processions.
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Pointers for Women Voters.
I have a small opinion of a woman who only controls one ballot, unless, indeed, her acquaintance is limited to one man, then of course she has done her best. And I must confess the woman voter does not evoke my admiration as does the woman who is not visible at the polls, but who, as the darkies say, "lays low and chews poke root" and pulls wires. The small hand that controls the keys of a typewriter or of a piano or even the heart of a man is a stronger power in politics than twenty voters.
We reek in politics nowadays, and if there was only some soap made guaranteed to wash them so that like the sinners they might be whiter than snow, there would be a great demand for it. However, we are having torchlight processions, and each one of us feels that great glow of enthusiasm that is only evoked by a transparency lighted by two tallow dips and a band playing the "Star Spangled Banner." To the real patriot it doesn't make much difference in whose interest this procession goes—she, the female patriot, feels that it is for some good cause, and she stands on the street risking pneumonia and having the sort of time that she expects to get in heaven.
—Mrs. Mallon's Letter.
I have a small opinion of a woman who only controls one ballot, unless, indeed, her acquaintance is limited to one man, then of course she has done her best. And I must confess the woman voter does not evoke my admiration as does the woman who is not visible at the polls, but who, as the darkies say, "lays low and chews poke root" and pulls wires. The small hand that controls the keys of a typewriter or of a piano or even the heart of a man is a stronger power in politics than twenty voters.
We reek in politics nowadays, and if there was only some soap made guaranteed to wash them so that like the sinners they might be whiter than snow, there would be a great demand for it. However, we are having torchlight processions, and each one of us feels that great glow of enthusiasm that is only evoked by a transparency lighted by two tallow dips and a band playing the "Star Spangled Banner." To the real patriot it doesn't make much difference in whose interest this procession goes—she, the female patriot, feels that it is for some good cause, and she stands on the street risking pneumonia and having the sort of time that she expects to get in heaven.
—Mrs. Mallon's Letter.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satirical
Comedic
Social Critique
What themes does it cover?
Politics
Feminism
Social Issues
What keywords are associated?
Women Voters
Political Influence
Behind The Scenes
Torchlight Processions
Female Patriot
Satirical Critique
What entities or persons were involved?
Mrs. Mallon
Letter to Editor Details
Author
Mrs. Mallon
Main Argument
women exert greater political power through subtle influence behind the scenes, such as controlling typewriters, pianos, or men's hearts, rather than by voting; the author satirizes the superficial enthusiasm of political processions.
Notable Details
'Lays Low And Chews Poke Root' Idiom For Subtle Influence
Politics Compared To Needing Soap To Be 'Whiter Than Snow'
Torchlight Processions With Tallow Dips And 'Star Spangled Banner'