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Story February 17, 1909

Pinedale Roundup

Pinedale, Sublette County, Fremont County, Wyoming

What is this article about?

An anecdote from a New Jersey Historical Society manuscript recounts a humorous incident involving a prospective country schoolmaster in early America who misunderstands 'mathematics' as a person named Matthew Mattox during an examination by neighbors.

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A TYPE THAT HAS PASSED AWAY.

Country Schoolmaster of the Early Days of America.

Apropos of the country schoolmaster of the early days of America, an old manuscript in the New Jersey Historical society contains the following characteristic anecdote:

"A traveling person coming into a country neighborhood where was a vacant schoolhouse offered himself as a teacher. The neighbors convened to examine into his abilities. He was asked what branches he could teach.

'Almost any,' was the answer. He could instruct children how to read without first learning to spell, to write without first making marks, and it was indifferent to him in what rule they first commenced arithmetic.

'Are you acquainted with mathematics, sir?' was the next question. Supposing some great literary character was meant, the fellow assumed an air of great importance and quickly replied:

'Matthew Mattox, sir? No, sir, I am not acquainted with Matthew, but I know his brother, Tom, very well!'"

What sub-type of article is it?

Curiosity Historical Event

What themes does it cover?

Social Manners

What keywords are associated?

Country Schoolmaster Early America Teaching Examination Mathematics Misunderstanding Humorous Anecdote

What entities or persons were involved?

Traveling Person

Where did it happen?

Country Neighborhood

Story Details

Key Persons

Traveling Person

Location

Country Neighborhood

Event Date

Early Days Of America

Story Details

A traveling person offers to teach in a vacant schoolhouse, claims he can teach reading without spelling, writing without marks, and arithmetic in any order; he misunderstands 'mathematics' as 'Matthew Mattox' and says he knows his brother Tom.

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