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Filler September 8, 1832

Southern Planter

Woodville, Wilkinson County, Mississippi

What is this article about?

An anecdote illustrates Robert Burns' sharp wit: at the King's Arms Inn in Dumfries, a man asks to borrow Burns' black coat for a funeral, and Burns retorts that the man's bad character would be the blackest coat he'd ever wear.

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Than Burns, perhaps no man more severely inflicted the castigation of reproof. The following anecdote will illustrate this fact. The conversation one night at the King's Arms Inn, Dumfries turning on the death of a townsman, whose funeral was to take place on the following day. "By the bye," said one of the company, addressing himself to Burns, "I wish you would lend me your black coat for the occasion, my own being rather out of repair." "Having myself to attend, the same funeral," answered Burns, "I am sorry that I cannot lend you my sables; but I recommend a most excellent substitute; throw your character over your shoulders—that will be the blackest coat you ever wore in your life-time."

What sub-type of article is it?

Witty Remark Human Interest

What keywords are associated?

Robert Burns Witty Remark Dumfries Funeral Character Rebuke

What entities or persons were involved?

Burns

Where did it happen?

King's Arms Inn, Dumfries

Filler Details

Topic

Burns' Witty Retort On Using Bad Character As A Black Coat For A Funeral

Location

King's Arms Inn, Dumfries

Key Persons

Burns

Event Details

In a conversation at the King's Arms Inn in Dumfries about a townsman's upcoming funeral, a man asks Burns to lend his black coat. Burns declines, suggesting the man throw his character over his shoulders as the blackest coat he ever wore.

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