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Editorial
June 2, 1832
Southern Planter
Woodville, Wilkinson County, Mississippi
What is this article about?
Satirical commentary on political events: ominous canes gifted to Washington symbolizing despotism, Dr. Davis selling Jackson's portrait, and criticism of Gen. Duncan's intervention in an assassination attempt on Heard.
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Paulo majora cano (Virg.)
The gift of canes was certainly ominous, as the sequel of Washington-iana, has clearly proved. One truncheon of itself was sufficiently emblematic of club-law; but a dozen or two together, pointed with singular truth to the shoulders of a lictor, they only lacked an Indian tomahawk to have made a classical illustration of despotic and "unlimited power." If it had happened in the days of ancient superstition, when future events were read by the entrails of bulls and the flight of buzzards, we should have hailed the old general in a loud Cassandra-like voice, (when the great doctor Davis was giving in his bundle of sticks) with "abstine! abstine! timeo Danaos et dona ferentes."
We request Gen. Duff Green to enquire of the pugnacious Dr. Davis, how he has disposed of Jackson's portrait, that he begged from the old Genl. as a keepsake & idol to worship day and night. He came home to Carolina with it, and incontinently sold it for a price—$100! We know the drawing room where it is now hanging.
Gen. Duncan of Illinois, who arrested Mr. Arnold's arm, when he was about spitting the assassin Heard, committed an act of gross injustice, and should have been stilettoed himself. The death of Heard under the circumstances would have been an act of retributive justice, and a signal warning to the cowardly bravoes who have swarmed at Washington, this season.
The gift of canes was certainly ominous, as the sequel of Washington-iana, has clearly proved. One truncheon of itself was sufficiently emblematic of club-law; but a dozen or two together, pointed with singular truth to the shoulders of a lictor, they only lacked an Indian tomahawk to have made a classical illustration of despotic and "unlimited power." If it had happened in the days of ancient superstition, when future events were read by the entrails of bulls and the flight of buzzards, we should have hailed the old general in a loud Cassandra-like voice, (when the great doctor Davis was giving in his bundle of sticks) with "abstine! abstine! timeo Danaos et dona ferentes."
We request Gen. Duff Green to enquire of the pugnacious Dr. Davis, how he has disposed of Jackson's portrait, that he begged from the old Genl. as a keepsake & idol to worship day and night. He came home to Carolina with it, and incontinently sold it for a price—$100! We know the drawing room where it is now hanging.
Gen. Duncan of Illinois, who arrested Mr. Arnold's arm, when he was about spitting the assassin Heard, committed an act of gross injustice, and should have been stilettoed himself. The death of Heard under the circumstances would have been an act of retributive justice, and a signal warning to the cowardly bravoes who have swarmed at Washington, this season.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
Partisan Politics
What keywords are associated?
Washington Canes
Jackson Portrait
Assassin Heard
Political Satire
Despotic Power
What entities or persons were involved?
Washington
Dr. Davis
Jackson
Gen. Duff Green
Gen. Duncan
Mr. Arnold
Heard
Editorial Details
Primary Topic
Satirical Critique Of Political Figures And Events Involving Washington, Jackson, And An Assassination Attempt
Stance / Tone
Satirical And Critical
Key Figures
Washington
Dr. Davis
Jackson
Gen. Duff Green
Gen. Duncan
Mr. Arnold
Heard
Key Arguments
Gift Of Canes To Washington Ominous And Emblematic Of Despotism
Dr. Davis Sold Jackson's Portrait For $100 After Begging It As A Keepsake
Gen. Duncan's Intervention In Assassination Attempt On Heard Was Unjust
Heard's Death Would Have Been Retributive Justice And A Warning To Political Bravoes