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Literary
October 4, 1852
Daily American Telegraph
Washington, District Of Columbia
What is this article about?
Satirical poem mocking 'Fainting Frank,' a cowardly volunteer who faints in battle during the Mexican-American War, ignores his horse's pleas, is rescued, and later deserts, preferring peace.
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AMERICAN TELEGRAPH
WRITTEN FOR THE DAILY AMERICAN TELEGRAPH.
Fainting
Frank,
the
Volunteer!
BY A VOLUNTEER.
Tune—"Long Time Ago."
When he went forth to the battle;
Way down below,
And he heard the cannon rattle
In Mexico
His head grew sick—his heart grew faint—
Way down below;
And down into a ditch he went,
In Mexico,
His horse looked at him as he lay,
Way down below,
And thus right plainly seemed to say—
In Mexico—
"Why, Master Frank, what are you about
Way down below;
Don't you hear the battle shout
In Mexico!
"Come, get up out of that old mud,
Way down below;
And show off now your 'Hickory' blood,
In Mexico,
Sure, you're not frightened by that noise
Way down below;
Got up by them 'yaller boys'
In Mexico!
"Old Zack' has 'licked' them many a time,
Way down below;
When fresh and in their very prime,
In Mexico
And being 'licked' on every field
Way down below;
And ready quite to run or yield,
In Mexico—
They can again be 'licked' a handy,
Way down below,
As the boys lick sugar candy
In Mexico.
And, master, I isn't like one bit—
Way down below—
To see you fall before you're hit.
In Mexico.
"Then mount again, right on my back,
Way down below;
My motto 'Whip 'em,' yours 'Old Zack,'
In Mexico"
But there he lay, just like one dead,
Way down below;
Not heeding what his charger said,
In Mexico,
Until at length some soldiers near,
Way down below,
Espied their "gallant" brigadier,
In Mexico,
With pitying eye and heartfelt grief,
Way down below,
They rallied all to his relief,
In Mexico.
They took him from his lowly bed,
Way down below;
And washed his face and combed his head.
In Mexico.
Then softly laid him by to rest,
Way down below;
With none but mud stains on his breast,
In Mexico,
Secure there from the battle fray,
Way down below;
He "snoozed" the passing hours away
In Mexico.
But after a while, when all grew still,
Way down below:
And hushed, too, was the clarion shrill,
In Mexico;
He gently raised up "on his knees,"
Way down below,
To catch what lingered in the breeze,
In Mexico,
Then bounding up, with active spring,
Way down below,
Says he,
"I swow, I hate this thing
In Mexico,
Of "soldiering, and its alarms,
Way down below:
For me these paltry have no charms
In Mexico,
"I was a 'peace man' when I came,
Way down below;
And to this hour retain the same
In Mexico,
So good by all, a fond adieu,
Way down below:
I can no longer stay with you
In Mexico."
And thus, before the war was done,
Way down below,
He left us, every "mother's son,"
In Mexico.
And that was all that we did hear,
Way down below,
Of Fainting Frank, the volunteer,
In Mexico.
WRITTEN FOR THE DAILY AMERICAN TELEGRAPH.
Fainting
Frank,
the
Volunteer!
BY A VOLUNTEER.
Tune—"Long Time Ago."
When he went forth to the battle;
Way down below,
And he heard the cannon rattle
In Mexico
His head grew sick—his heart grew faint—
Way down below;
And down into a ditch he went,
In Mexico,
His horse looked at him as he lay,
Way down below,
And thus right plainly seemed to say—
In Mexico—
"Why, Master Frank, what are you about
Way down below;
Don't you hear the battle shout
In Mexico!
"Come, get up out of that old mud,
Way down below;
And show off now your 'Hickory' blood,
In Mexico,
Sure, you're not frightened by that noise
Way down below;
Got up by them 'yaller boys'
In Mexico!
"Old Zack' has 'licked' them many a time,
Way down below;
When fresh and in their very prime,
In Mexico
And being 'licked' on every field
Way down below;
And ready quite to run or yield,
In Mexico—
They can again be 'licked' a handy,
Way down below,
As the boys lick sugar candy
In Mexico.
And, master, I isn't like one bit—
Way down below—
To see you fall before you're hit.
In Mexico.
"Then mount again, right on my back,
Way down below;
My motto 'Whip 'em,' yours 'Old Zack,'
In Mexico"
But there he lay, just like one dead,
Way down below;
Not heeding what his charger said,
In Mexico,
Until at length some soldiers near,
Way down below,
Espied their "gallant" brigadier,
In Mexico,
With pitying eye and heartfelt grief,
Way down below,
They rallied all to his relief,
In Mexico.
They took him from his lowly bed,
Way down below;
And washed his face and combed his head.
In Mexico.
Then softly laid him by to rest,
Way down below;
With none but mud stains on his breast,
In Mexico,
Secure there from the battle fray,
Way down below;
He "snoozed" the passing hours away
In Mexico.
But after a while, when all grew still,
Way down below:
And hushed, too, was the clarion shrill,
In Mexico;
He gently raised up "on his knees,"
Way down below,
To catch what lingered in the breeze,
In Mexico,
Then bounding up, with active spring,
Way down below,
Says he,
"I swow, I hate this thing
In Mexico,
Of "soldiering, and its alarms,
Way down below:
For me these paltry have no charms
In Mexico,
"I was a 'peace man' when I came,
Way down below;
And to this hour retain the same
In Mexico,
So good by all, a fond adieu,
Way down below:
I can no longer stay with you
In Mexico."
And thus, before the war was done,
Way down below,
He left us, every "mother's son,"
In Mexico.
And that was all that we did hear,
Way down below,
Of Fainting Frank, the volunteer,
In Mexico.
What sub-type of article is it?
Poem
Satire
What themes does it cover?
War Peace
Patriotism
Political
What keywords are associated?
Mexican War
Cowardly Volunteer
Satirical Ballad
Fainting Frank
Old Zack
Battle Satire
What entities or persons were involved?
By A Volunteer.
Literary Details
Title
Fainting Frank, The Volunteer!
Author
By A Volunteer.
Subject
Satire On A Cowardly Volunteer In The Mexican War
Form / Style
Ballad To The Tune Of 'Long Time Ago'
Key Lines
His Head Grew Sick—His Heart Grew Faint— / Way Down Below; / And Down Into A Ditch He Went, / In Mexico,
"Why, Master Frank, What Are You About / Way Down Below; / Don't You Hear The Battle Shout / In Mexico!
"I Was A 'Peace Man' When I Came, / Way Down Below; / And To This Hour Retain The Same / In Mexico,
And That Was All That We Did Hear, / Way Down Below, / Of Fainting Frank, The Volunteer, / In Mexico.