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Editorial
May 29, 1792
The Patowmac Guardian, And Berkeley Advertiser
Martinsburg, Shepherdstown, Berkeley County, Jefferson County, West Virginia
What is this article about?
Satirical piece from Hartford mocking military logistics, urging quick canal construction on Connecticut River and a canal for Gen. St. Clair's transport to Philadelphia for Ensign Morgan's trial, ridiculing his past expedition against Native Americans.
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CONNECTICUT.
HARTFORD, April 16.
The people on the banks of the Connecticut river, will be obliged to Gen. Knox, and the rest of the committee appointed by the Assembly of Massachusetts to make canals, if they will be expeditious about it, as the water is very inconvenient just now—and should they neglect to improve this opportunity, they will be put to the trouble of taking the mouth of the river Saybrook, and carrying it quite round Cape-Cod; which will prove a disagreeable, and expensive task.—It is further recommended to the Secretary at War, to open a canal from the Miami village, to Philadelphia, for the purpose of transporting his Excellency Gen. St. Clair, to and from that field of glory, as it is much easier and less expensive than a horse litter. Perhaps it may be done by the time the Commander in Chief goes to the trial of Ensign MORGAN.—And it is of infinite importance that his Excellency be at the trial—for a dread of him will unquestionably prevent the savages (still smarting with the effects of his courage and conduct) from breaking into the Court Martial, and disturbing that sacred tranquility, which belongs to pure and impartial justice.—And as a still further reason—should it hereafter be necessary to make any inquiry into the conduct of his Excellency in the late expedition, for the purpose of procuring him from Congress a vote of thanks, and his Excellency should be obliged to return to Philadelphia, and nothing be found to carry him, except a horse that cannot "be pricked out of a walk," his Excellency may make his friends who are thus anxious to promote his honour, wait for his arrival.
HARTFORD, April 16.
The people on the banks of the Connecticut river, will be obliged to Gen. Knox, and the rest of the committee appointed by the Assembly of Massachusetts to make canals, if they will be expeditious about it, as the water is very inconvenient just now—and should they neglect to improve this opportunity, they will be put to the trouble of taking the mouth of the river Saybrook, and carrying it quite round Cape-Cod; which will prove a disagreeable, and expensive task.—It is further recommended to the Secretary at War, to open a canal from the Miami village, to Philadelphia, for the purpose of transporting his Excellency Gen. St. Clair, to and from that field of glory, as it is much easier and less expensive than a horse litter. Perhaps it may be done by the time the Commander in Chief goes to the trial of Ensign MORGAN.—And it is of infinite importance that his Excellency be at the trial—for a dread of him will unquestionably prevent the savages (still smarting with the effects of his courage and conduct) from breaking into the Court Martial, and disturbing that sacred tranquility, which belongs to pure and impartial justice.—And as a still further reason—should it hereafter be necessary to make any inquiry into the conduct of his Excellency in the late expedition, for the purpose of procuring him from Congress a vote of thanks, and his Excellency should be obliged to return to Philadelphia, and nothing be found to carry him, except a horse that cannot "be pricked out of a walk," his Excellency may make his friends who are thus anxious to promote his honour, wait for his arrival.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
Military Affairs
What keywords are associated?
Satire
Gen St Clair
Military Trial
Canals
Connecticut River
Miami Village
Court Martial
Savages
What entities or persons were involved?
Gen. Knox
Assembly Of Massachusetts
Gen. St. Clair
Secretary At War
Ensign Morgan
Commander In Chief
Editorial Details
Primary Topic
Satirical Mockery Of General St. Clair's Military Conduct And Logistics
Stance / Tone
Mocking And Ironic
Key Figures
Gen. Knox
Assembly Of Massachusetts
Gen. St. Clair
Secretary At War
Ensign Morgan
Commander In Chief
Key Arguments
People On Connecticut River Banks Urge Expedition In Canal Making Due To Current Water Inconvenience
Suggestion To Relocate River Mouth Around Cape Cod If Delayed
Recommendation For Canal From Miami Village To Philadelphia To Transport Gen. St. Clair Easily
Canal Needed Before Commander In Chief's Attendance At Ensign Morgan's Trial
Gen. St. Clair's Presence To Deter Savages From Disrupting Court Martial
Importance For Future Inquiries Into St. Clair's Conduct To Secure Congressional Thanks