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Editorial May 29, 1792

The Patowmac Guardian, And Berkeley Advertiser

Martinsburg, Shepherdstown, Berkeley County, Jefferson County, West Virginia

What is this article about?

Satirical piece from Hartford mocking military logistics, urging quick canal construction on Connecticut River and a canal for Gen. St. Clair's transport to Philadelphia for Ensign Morgan's trial, ridiculing his past expedition against Native Americans.

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CONNECTICUT.

HARTFORD, April 16.

The people on the banks of the Connecticut river, will be obliged to Gen. Knox, and the rest of the committee appointed by the Assembly of Massachusetts to make canals, if they will be expeditious about it, as the water is very inconvenient just now—and should they neglect to improve this opportunity, they will be put to the trouble of taking the mouth of the river Saybrook, and carrying it quite round Cape-Cod; which will prove a disagreeable, and expensive task.—It is further recommended to the Secretary at War, to open a canal from the Miami village, to Philadelphia, for the purpose of transporting his Excellency Gen. St. Clair, to and from that field of glory, as it is much easier and less expensive than a horse litter. Perhaps it may be done by the time the Commander in Chief goes to the trial of Ensign MORGAN.—And it is of infinite importance that his Excellency be at the trial—for a dread of him will unquestionably prevent the savages (still smarting with the effects of his courage and conduct) from breaking into the Court Martial, and disturbing that sacred tranquility, which belongs to pure and impartial justice.—And as a still further reason—should it hereafter be necessary to make any inquiry into the conduct of his Excellency in the late expedition, for the purpose of procuring him from Congress a vote of thanks, and his Excellency should be obliged to return to Philadelphia, and nothing be found to carry him, except a horse that cannot "be pricked out of a walk," his Excellency may make his friends who are thus anxious to promote his honour, wait for his arrival.

What sub-type of article is it?

Satire Military Affairs

What keywords are associated?

Satire Gen St Clair Military Trial Canals Connecticut River Miami Village Court Martial Savages

What entities or persons were involved?

Gen. Knox Assembly Of Massachusetts Gen. St. Clair Secretary At War Ensign Morgan Commander In Chief

Editorial Details

Primary Topic

Satirical Mockery Of General St. Clair's Military Conduct And Logistics

Stance / Tone

Mocking And Ironic

Key Figures

Gen. Knox Assembly Of Massachusetts Gen. St. Clair Secretary At War Ensign Morgan Commander In Chief

Key Arguments

People On Connecticut River Banks Urge Expedition In Canal Making Due To Current Water Inconvenience Suggestion To Relocate River Mouth Around Cape Cod If Delayed Recommendation For Canal From Miami Village To Philadelphia To Transport Gen. St. Clair Easily Canal Needed Before Commander In Chief's Attendance At Ensign Morgan's Trial Gen. St. Clair's Presence To Deter Savages From Disrupting Court Martial Importance For Future Inquiries Into St. Clair's Conduct To Secure Congressional Thanks

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