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Poem
June 11, 1846
Sentinel Of The Valley
Woodstock, Shenandoah County, Virginia
What is this article about?
Humorous satirical poem depicting a man's romantic advances toward a woman interrupted by her mundane concerns, like a broken clothesline, leading to his disillusionment.
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POETICAL.
ALL 'ABOUT FDT.'
Yes, she was lovely, she was fair,
As mild as Summer eve;
An angel form, a spirit bright,
A star that dropped from Heaven.
(Well she was.)
And O, those bright and lustrous orbs,
That beamed with holy fire;
Those auburn curls, that lonely brow,
None, none but could admire.
(Well they couldn't.)
And O, that light and graceful form,
So like a beauteous fairy--
(Perhaps we'd better leave out the 'f,'
And then it would be airy.)
(Well it would.)
I knelt before her, and I swore
I'd have one burning kiss,
She said--"Go wash your face
You can enjoy such bliss!"
(Well she did.)
I swore she was an angel, too,
Who'd fallen from the sky;
She cried--"O for a pair of wings
Once more to soar on high!"
(Indeed she did.)
'What, what!' I cried, 'and would you thus
A lover true desert?'
'Oh, heavens!' she cried, 'the clothes line's
broke,
There goes my brother's shirt!'
(Well she did--hoss.)
The above was cut from an exchange paper,
and handed to a friend, who returned it with
the following--"so he did."
I felt just then as if I'd dropt
From Chimborazo's summit,
I felt my budding passion cropt--
Mere beauty 'couldn't come it.'
(No sir-ee.)
And did I quickly snatch my hat
Without a thought of kissing?
And did I ever after that,
'Come up among the missing.'
(I didn't do nothin' else.)
ALL 'ABOUT FDT.'
Yes, she was lovely, she was fair,
As mild as Summer eve;
An angel form, a spirit bright,
A star that dropped from Heaven.
(Well she was.)
And O, those bright and lustrous orbs,
That beamed with holy fire;
Those auburn curls, that lonely brow,
None, none but could admire.
(Well they couldn't.)
And O, that light and graceful form,
So like a beauteous fairy--
(Perhaps we'd better leave out the 'f,'
And then it would be airy.)
(Well it would.)
I knelt before her, and I swore
I'd have one burning kiss,
She said--"Go wash your face
You can enjoy such bliss!"
(Well she did.)
I swore she was an angel, too,
Who'd fallen from the sky;
She cried--"O for a pair of wings
Once more to soar on high!"
(Indeed she did.)
'What, what!' I cried, 'and would you thus
A lover true desert?'
'Oh, heavens!' she cried, 'the clothes line's
broke,
There goes my brother's shirt!'
(Well she did--hoss.)
The above was cut from an exchange paper,
and handed to a friend, who returned it with
the following--"so he did."
I felt just then as if I'd dropt
From Chimborazo's summit,
I felt my budding passion cropt--
Mere beauty 'couldn't come it.'
(No sir-ee.)
And did I quickly snatch my hat
Without a thought of kissing?
And did I ever after that,
'Come up among the missing.'
(I didn't do nothin' else.)
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
Epigram
What themes does it cover?
Love Courtship
Satire Society
What keywords are associated?
Satirical Romance
Humorous Courtship
Lover Interrupted
Domestic Interruption
Beauty Disillusionment
Poem Details
Title
All 'About Fdt.'
Subject
Satirical Romance Interrupted By Domesticity
Form / Style
Rhymed Verses With Parenthetical Asides
Key Lines
Yes, She Was Lovely, She Was Fair, / As Mild As Summer Eve; / An Angel Form, A Spirit Bright, / A Star That Dropped From Heaven. / (Well She Was.)
'Oh, Heavens!' She Cried, 'The Clothes Line's / Broke, / There Goes My Brother's Shirt!' / (Well She Did Hoss.)
I Felt Just Then As If I'd Dropt / From Chimborazo's Summit, / I Felt My Budding Passion Cropt / Mere Beauty 'Couldn't Come It.' / (No Sir Ee.)