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Poem June 11, 1846

Sentinel Of The Valley

Woodstock, Shenandoah County, Virginia

What is this article about?

Humorous satirical poem depicting a man's romantic advances toward a woman interrupted by her mundane concerns, like a broken clothesline, leading to his disillusionment.

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POETICAL.

ALL 'ABOUT FDT.'

Yes, she was lovely, she was fair,
As mild as Summer eve;
An angel form, a spirit bright,
A star that dropped from Heaven.
(Well she was.)

And O, those bright and lustrous orbs,
That beamed with holy fire;
Those auburn curls, that lonely brow,
None, none but could admire.
(Well they couldn't.)

And O, that light and graceful form,
So like a beauteous fairy--
(Perhaps we'd better leave out the 'f,'
And then it would be airy.)
(Well it would.)

I knelt before her, and I swore
I'd have one burning kiss,
She said--"Go wash your face
You can enjoy such bliss!"
(Well she did.)

I swore she was an angel, too,
Who'd fallen from the sky;
She cried--"O for a pair of wings
Once more to soar on high!"
(Indeed she did.)

'What, what!' I cried, 'and would you thus
A lover true desert?'
'Oh, heavens!' she cried, 'the clothes line's
broke,
There goes my brother's shirt!'
(Well she did--hoss.)

The above was cut from an exchange paper,
and handed to a friend, who returned it with
the following--"so he did."

I felt just then as if I'd dropt
From Chimborazo's summit,
I felt my budding passion cropt--
Mere beauty 'couldn't come it.'
(No sir-ee.)

And did I quickly snatch my hat
Without a thought of kissing?
And did I ever after that,
'Come up among the missing.'
(I didn't do nothin' else.)

What sub-type of article is it?

Satire Epigram

What themes does it cover?

Love Courtship Satire Society

What keywords are associated?

Satirical Romance Humorous Courtship Lover Interrupted Domestic Interruption Beauty Disillusionment

Poem Details

Title

All 'About Fdt.'

Subject

Satirical Romance Interrupted By Domesticity

Form / Style

Rhymed Verses With Parenthetical Asides

Key Lines

Yes, She Was Lovely, She Was Fair, / As Mild As Summer Eve; / An Angel Form, A Spirit Bright, / A Star That Dropped From Heaven. / (Well She Was.) 'Oh, Heavens!' She Cried, 'The Clothes Line's / Broke, / There Goes My Brother's Shirt!' / (Well She Did Hoss.) I Felt Just Then As If I'd Dropt / From Chimborazo's Summit, / I Felt My Budding Passion Cropt / Mere Beauty 'Couldn't Come It.' / (No Sir Ee.)

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