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Literary
July 9, 1926
The Winslow Mail
Winslow, Navajo County, Arizona
What is this article about?
A bride excitedly confesses her marriage to Ulysses, describing the nervous wedding and humorous first breakfast where he requests an egg for his vest. She reflects fondly on her previous three husbands. (To be continued)
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OCR Quality
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Full Text
CONFESSIONS OF A BRIDE
I wonder what my readers will think when I tell them that Ulysses is mine at last!
I can hardly breathe for excitement, his pipe and his garlic!
It is too wonderful.
Last night the preacher spoke the words that made us one. My husband was dreadfully nervous.
What a dirty look he gave the minister! It was just too funny.
This morning when I cooked breakfast Ulysses asked for two eggs—one for him, and one for his vest. I thought that he was joking, but he wasn't.
Hereafter I shall boil them twenty minutes.
Well, it is wonderful to be married. But my heart softens as I think of my last three husbands, and how lonely they must feel.
But such is life!
(To be continued)
I wonder what my readers will think when I tell them that Ulysses is mine at last!
I can hardly breathe for excitement, his pipe and his garlic!
It is too wonderful.
Last night the preacher spoke the words that made us one. My husband was dreadfully nervous.
What a dirty look he gave the minister! It was just too funny.
This morning when I cooked breakfast Ulysses asked for two eggs—one for him, and one for his vest. I thought that he was joking, but he wasn't.
Hereafter I shall boil them twenty minutes.
Well, it is wonderful to be married. But my heart softens as I think of my last three husbands, and how lonely they must feel.
But such is life!
(To be continued)
What sub-type of article is it?
Prose Fiction
Satire
What themes does it cover?
Love Romance
Social Manners
What keywords are associated?
Bride Confessions
Marriage Humor
Nervous Husband
Previous Husbands
Wedding Anecdote
Literary Details
Title
Confessions Of A Bride
Key Lines
I Wonder What My Readers Will Think When I Tell Them That Ulysses Is Mine At Last!
Hereafter I Shall Boil Them Twenty Minutes.
But My Heart Softens As I Think Of My Last Three Husbands, And How Lonely They Must Feel.