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Editorial July 23, 1873

The Bismarck Tribune

Bismarck, Burleigh County, North Dakota

What is this article about?

Humorous editorial notes the departure of the newspaper's carrier, the Colonel, to Minneapolis for rest, expresses missing him, and satirically describes the perils of editing a newspaper, including potential violence from offended readers, with the office fortified in the chief's absence.

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Our Carrier—the Colonel, departed from the sanctum on the morning of the 15th inst., with his figure head turned toward the East. He will 'slosh' around among his many friends in Minneapolis, and thereaway for a few days, and return to Bismarck on Tuesday next. We know the Colonel needed rest and relief, and that he will have an enjoyable time, yet we wish he were here. It isn't fun much either to 'run' a newspaper; one is so prone to say something that somebody won't like, then the quill driver is liable to get his head 'mashed,' or his 'globes smoked,' or a Mansard roof raised on his cranium. Oh! It's hard to be editor. But in order to 'be on hand' during our Chief's absence, we have barricaded our den with the composing stones, have the walls hung thick with needle guns, Henry rifles, navies, six-shooters, shot guns, and various other arms and equipments, and shall be on duty and guard to receive callers on all occasions.

What sub-type of article is it?

Satire

What keywords are associated?

Newspaper Carrier Editor Difficulties Satirical Perils Minneapolis Trip Bismarck Return

What entities or persons were involved?

Colonel (Carrier) Chief (Editor)

Editorial Details

Primary Topic

Humorous Account Of Editor's Absence And Journalism Perils

Stance / Tone

Light Hearted And Satirical

Key Figures

Colonel (Carrier) Chief (Editor)

Key Arguments

Running A Newspaper Risks Offending Readers And Facing Violence Colonel Needs Rest And Will Enjoy Trip To Minneapolis Office Fortified Against Potential Callers During Absence

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