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Poem April 20, 1883

The Corvallis Gazette

Corvallis, Benton County, Oregon

What is this article about?

Humorous poem using puns on brass instrument terms to describe a cornet player's traits and livelihood.

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THE CORNETIST
A man of iron power is he,
Although a man of brass.
The best and brightest orator
He can in strength surpass.
He is not ever double faced
Though he can double-tongue.
Although he plays not with the strings,
Strong nerves he has unstrung.
For such a quiet, peaceful man,
To "blows" he oft doth come,
Though often found among the horns,
He takes no horns of rum.
Though not an educated man,
A tooter he remains,
And earns a pleasant livelihood
By blowing out his brains.
No levity in him you'll find.
Though blowing he may do.
He has a true aesthetic mind.--
Decidedly too too.

What sub-type of article is it?

Epigram

What keywords are associated?

Cornetist Brass Instrument Musical Puns Wordplay Humor

Poem Details

Title

The Cornetist

Form / Style

Rhymed Quatrains

Key Lines

A Man Of Iron Power Is He, Although A Man Of Brass. He Is Not Ever Double Faced Though He Can Double Tongue. And Earns A Pleasant Livelihood By Blowing Out His Brains. He Has A True Aesthetic Mind. Decidedly Too Too.

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