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Editorial
September 26, 1917
Edgefield Advertiser
Edgefield, Edgefield County, South Carolina
What is this article about?
A series of short, satirical quips commenting on everyday life, economy, agriculture, World War I efforts, politics, and social issues in 1917 America, including references to Liberty Loans, German unreliability, and figures like Roosevelt and Ford.
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A Pierce-Arrow car makes Cupid's darts more effective.
Eat your hams every-day and save the bacon for company.
A wagon load of cotton will 'most buy a wagon load of Fords.
Nobody can blame a true-blue college boy for refusing to study German.
Let us hope that 1917 taxes will not keep pace with other advancing prices, expenses, et cetera.
Even if cotton is bringing aeroplane prices, all-cotton farming will never lead to independence.
Did you believe you would ever see the day when sugar-cured hams would sell for less than dry salt sides?
The government is doing its utmost to make camp life safe, morally, for the young men of the country.
Sweet potato crop largest in history, says a headline. Next in order will be a report on the 'possum crop.
In the second Liberty Loan, certificates as low as $5 will be issued, which will give the newspaper man a chance.
Apart from affording some sort of mental gymnastics, the study of the present geography of Europe is of but little value.
Let us give thanks daily that there is only one Watson, one LaFollette and one Blease to sow seeds of discord and disloyalty to the government.
As some of the football stars are now enlisted under the Stars and Stripes, there will be less interest in this rough-and-tumble sport this season than usual.
According to Madame Rumor, there will be more than a score of applicants for the Edgefield postoffice. A life-time job at a good salary is worth working for.
Peace terms "Made in Germany" should be viewed with the gravest suspicion. Times without number those in authority in Germany have proven themselves unreliable and untruthful.
A private at Camp Hancock was handed a commission Monday as first lieutenant. There is always promotion awaiting the fellow who makes good. But promotion must always be merited before it is received.
Colonel Roosevelt hit the nail squarely on the head when he said in a speech in Kansas City Monday: If we take heed of any peace utterances Germany prepares we will show that we are not prepared yet to go out into the world without a guardian.
Mr. Henry Ford's generosity is said to be equal to his genius, having contributed a half million dollars to the Red Cross the other day. Now if he wants to make an immeasurably larger contribution to the country's economic and financial welfare, let him close his automobile factories until after the war.
After seeing the impending fate of the Kaiser, the impeachment of Gov. ernor Ferguson of Texas and the issuing of a warrant for Senator LaFollette, one is constrained to believe that occupying a niche far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife is preferable to the maelstrom of politics.
Eat your hams every-day and save the bacon for company.
A wagon load of cotton will 'most buy a wagon load of Fords.
Nobody can blame a true-blue college boy for refusing to study German.
Let us hope that 1917 taxes will not keep pace with other advancing prices, expenses, et cetera.
Even if cotton is bringing aeroplane prices, all-cotton farming will never lead to independence.
Did you believe you would ever see the day when sugar-cured hams would sell for less than dry salt sides?
The government is doing its utmost to make camp life safe, morally, for the young men of the country.
Sweet potato crop largest in history, says a headline. Next in order will be a report on the 'possum crop.
In the second Liberty Loan, certificates as low as $5 will be issued, which will give the newspaper man a chance.
Apart from affording some sort of mental gymnastics, the study of the present geography of Europe is of but little value.
Let us give thanks daily that there is only one Watson, one LaFollette and one Blease to sow seeds of discord and disloyalty to the government.
As some of the football stars are now enlisted under the Stars and Stripes, there will be less interest in this rough-and-tumble sport this season than usual.
According to Madame Rumor, there will be more than a score of applicants for the Edgefield postoffice. A life-time job at a good salary is worth working for.
Peace terms "Made in Germany" should be viewed with the gravest suspicion. Times without number those in authority in Germany have proven themselves unreliable and untruthful.
A private at Camp Hancock was handed a commission Monday as first lieutenant. There is always promotion awaiting the fellow who makes good. But promotion must always be merited before it is received.
Colonel Roosevelt hit the nail squarely on the head when he said in a speech in Kansas City Monday: If we take heed of any peace utterances Germany prepares we will show that we are not prepared yet to go out into the world without a guardian.
Mr. Henry Ford's generosity is said to be equal to his genius, having contributed a half million dollars to the Red Cross the other day. Now if he wants to make an immeasurably larger contribution to the country's economic and financial welfare, let him close his automobile factories until after the war.
After seeing the impending fate of the Kaiser, the impeachment of Gov. ernor Ferguson of Texas and the issuing of a warrant for Senator LaFollette, one is constrained to believe that occupying a niche far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife is preferable to the maelstrom of politics.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
War Or Peace
Partisan Politics
What keywords are associated?
World War I
Liberty Loan
German Unreliability
Political Discord
Economic Commentary
Satirical Quips
Red Cross
Football Enlistment
What entities or persons were involved?
Colonel Roosevelt
Henry Ford
Watson
Lafollette
Blease
Kaiser
Governor Ferguson
Senator Lafollette
Germany
Editorial Details
Primary Topic
Witty Commentary On Wartime And Social Issues
Stance / Tone
Humorous And Patriotic
Key Figures
Colonel Roosevelt
Henry Ford
Watson
Lafollette
Blease
Kaiser
Governor Ferguson
Senator Lafollette
Germany
Key Arguments
German Peace Terms Are Unreliable
Promotion Must Be Merited
Closing Auto Factories Would Aid War Effort
Politics Is A Maelstrom To Avoid
Support Liberty Loans
Government Protects Soldiers Morally