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Poem May 5, 1916

The Caldwell Tribune

Caldwell, Canyon County, Idaho

What is this article about?

A didactic poem outlining behaviors a true gentleman is capable of but chooses not to engage in, such as swearing, sharp bargaining, cruelty, cynicism, and sarcasm, instead opting to improve the world through virtuous actions. Attributed to the Chicago Herald.

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Any Gentleman Can

Any gentleman can
swear,
get
drunk, tell stories that would lower
him in the estimation of his mother
and wife, and go where he would be
ashamed to be seen by the boy he
loves—but he won't, says the Chicago
Herald.

Any gentleman can drive a sharp
bargain; he can take advantage of the
other man's necessities: he can drive
him into a corner: he can rub his
hands gleefully and say to himself as
he sees him writhe, "Business is business"—but he won't.

Any gentleman can kick a dog,
abuse a horse, misuse a child, laugh at
another man's mistakes and devilishly
gloat over another man's failures—but he won't.

Any gentleman can grow cynical,
sour and pessimistic; he can feel that
everybody is against him and he
against the world: he can scoff at all
good things, ridicule religion and
damn your judgment—but he won't.

Any gentleman can say harsh, sarcastic and cruel things; he can crush
flowers and fertilize weeds: he can
stab you with words—but he won't.

Any gentleman can make this old
world this topsy-turvy, this greatly
misunderstood world, a far better
place because he chanced
to pass
along this way—and he will.

What sub-type of article is it?

Didactic Poem

What themes does it cover?

Moral Virtue

What keywords are associated?

Gentleman Virtue Morality Chicago Herald Refrain Didactic

What entities or persons were involved?

Chicago Herald

Poem Details

Title

Any Gentleman Can

Author

Chicago Herald

Subject

Gentlemanly Virtues And Moral Conduct

Form / Style

Repetitive Stanza Structure With Refrain

Key Lines

Any Gentleman Can Swear, Get Drunk, Tell Stories That Would Lower Him In The Estimation Of His Mother And Wife, And Go Where He Would Be Ashamed To Be Seen By The Boy He Loves—But He Won't, Says The Chicago Herald. Any Gentleman Can Make This Old World This Topsy Turvy, This Greatly Misunderstood World, A Far Better Place Because He Chanced To Pass Along This Way—And He Will.

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