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Poem
May 5, 1916
The Caldwell Tribune
Caldwell, Canyon County, Idaho
What is this article about?
A didactic poem outlining behaviors a true gentleman is capable of but chooses not to engage in, such as swearing, sharp bargaining, cruelty, cynicism, and sarcasm, instead opting to improve the world through virtuous actions. Attributed to the Chicago Herald.
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Any Gentleman Can
Any gentleman can
swear,
get
drunk, tell stories that would lower
him in the estimation of his mother
and wife, and go where he would be
ashamed to be seen by the boy he
loves—but he won't, says the Chicago
Herald.
Any gentleman can drive a sharp
bargain; he can take advantage of the
other man's necessities: he can drive
him into a corner: he can rub his
hands gleefully and say to himself as
he sees him writhe, "Business is business"—but he won't.
Any gentleman can kick a dog,
abuse a horse, misuse a child, laugh at
another man's mistakes and devilishly
gloat over another man's failures—but he won't.
Any gentleman can grow cynical,
sour and pessimistic; he can feel that
everybody is against him and he
against the world: he can scoff at all
good things, ridicule religion and
damn your judgment—but he won't.
Any gentleman can say harsh, sarcastic and cruel things; he can crush
flowers and fertilize weeds: he can
stab you with words—but he won't.
Any gentleman can make this old
world this topsy-turvy, this greatly
misunderstood world, a far better
place because he chanced
to pass
along this way—and he will.
Any gentleman can
swear,
get
drunk, tell stories that would lower
him in the estimation of his mother
and wife, and go where he would be
ashamed to be seen by the boy he
loves—but he won't, says the Chicago
Herald.
Any gentleman can drive a sharp
bargain; he can take advantage of the
other man's necessities: he can drive
him into a corner: he can rub his
hands gleefully and say to himself as
he sees him writhe, "Business is business"—but he won't.
Any gentleman can kick a dog,
abuse a horse, misuse a child, laugh at
another man's mistakes and devilishly
gloat over another man's failures—but he won't.
Any gentleman can grow cynical,
sour and pessimistic; he can feel that
everybody is against him and he
against the world: he can scoff at all
good things, ridicule religion and
damn your judgment—but he won't.
Any gentleman can say harsh, sarcastic and cruel things; he can crush
flowers and fertilize weeds: he can
stab you with words—but he won't.
Any gentleman can make this old
world this topsy-turvy, this greatly
misunderstood world, a far better
place because he chanced
to pass
along this way—and he will.
What sub-type of article is it?
Didactic Poem
What themes does it cover?
Moral Virtue
What keywords are associated?
Gentleman
Virtue
Morality
Chicago Herald
Refrain
Didactic
What entities or persons were involved?
Chicago Herald
Poem Details
Title
Any Gentleman Can
Author
Chicago Herald
Subject
Gentlemanly Virtues And Moral Conduct
Form / Style
Repetitive Stanza Structure With Refrain
Key Lines
Any Gentleman Can Swear, Get Drunk, Tell Stories That Would Lower Him In The Estimation Of His Mother And Wife, And Go Where He Would Be Ashamed To Be Seen By The Boy He Loves—But He Won't, Says The Chicago Herald.
Any Gentleman Can Make This Old World This Topsy Turvy, This Greatly Misunderstood World, A Far Better Place Because He Chanced To Pass Along This Way—And He Will.