The Albany Register

"A friend of Dean Swift's one day sent him a turbot as a present, by a servant lad who had frequently been on similar errands but had never received anything from the dean for his trouble. Having gained admission, he opened the study-door and putting down the fish on the floor, cried out rudely, 'Master has sent you a turbot!'

'Young man,' said the dean, rising from his easy-chair, 'is that the way you deliver a message? Let me teach you better manners. Sit down in my chair, we will change places, and I will show you how to behave in the future.'

The boy sat down, and the dean going out, came up to the door, and making a low bow, said, 'Sir, Master presents his kind compliments, hopes you are well, and requests your acceptance of a small present.'

'Does he?' replied the boy. 'Return him my best thanks, and there's half a crown for yourself.'

The dean, thus caught in his own trap, laughed heartily, and gave the boy a crown for his ready wit.

The teacher as well as the scholar received a lesson at that time. That boy certainly knew enough to make his way through the world. The dean was very fond of fun, and we have no doubt enjoyed the boy's coolness.