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Poem
August 2, 1797
The Kentucky Gazette
Lexington, Fayette County, Kentucky
What is this article about?
A satirical poem depicting a gambler's internal conflict, rationalizing card-playing and drinking to soothe losses, while conscience warns of fines and whipping posts, defying fellow gamblers.
OCR Quality
98%
Excellent
Full Text
It must be O great Hoyle, thou reason'st well:
Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire
Of winning fifty dollars?
Or whence this secret dread, and inward horror
Of losing twenty cents? Why shrinks the visage
Into paleness, and startles at the law?
'Tis conscience that stirs within us;
'Tis guilt itself that points out a fine,
Or intimates a whipping post to man!
Whipping post! thou cruel, tort'ring monster?
Thro' what variety of untried gambles-
Thro' what new games, and losses must we pass!
The wine, the useful table stands before us,
And brandy, wine and cherry rest upon it:
Here will I sit, if there is punch so nigh me:
And that there is, the gamblers all have tasted
To their sorrow: They must delight in brandy,
And that which they delight in must be good.
But when! or how! Have I lost twenty dollars?
I'm weary of ill fortunes-this shall soothe them.
Thus, am I completely arm'd: my cards, my cash,
Good lemon punch and brandy, all before me.
These in a moment reduce my heavy purse,
Whilst this informs me I shall win it back.
The coin secured within my pocket smiles
At the swearing gamblers and defies their art.
The punch shall all be brandy, the wine itself
Go down our throats, and brandy all be spilt;
Yet wealth shall line my inmost faithful pocket,
Untouch'd amidst a pack of rascals,
The wiles of gamblers and a flush at trumps.
NON EGO.
Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire
Of winning fifty dollars?
Or whence this secret dread, and inward horror
Of losing twenty cents? Why shrinks the visage
Into paleness, and startles at the law?
'Tis conscience that stirs within us;
'Tis guilt itself that points out a fine,
Or intimates a whipping post to man!
Whipping post! thou cruel, tort'ring monster?
Thro' what variety of untried gambles-
Thro' what new games, and losses must we pass!
The wine, the useful table stands before us,
And brandy, wine and cherry rest upon it:
Here will I sit, if there is punch so nigh me:
And that there is, the gamblers all have tasted
To their sorrow: They must delight in brandy,
And that which they delight in must be good.
But when! or how! Have I lost twenty dollars?
I'm weary of ill fortunes-this shall soothe them.
Thus, am I completely arm'd: my cards, my cash,
Good lemon punch and brandy, all before me.
These in a moment reduce my heavy purse,
Whilst this informs me I shall win it back.
The coin secured within my pocket smiles
At the swearing gamblers and defies their art.
The punch shall all be brandy, the wine itself
Go down our throats, and brandy all be spilt;
Yet wealth shall line my inmost faithful pocket,
Untouch'd amidst a pack of rascals,
The wiles of gamblers and a flush at trumps.
NON EGO.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
What themes does it cover?
Satire Society
Moral Virtue
Temperance Moderation
What keywords are associated?
Gambling
Cards
Conscience
Brandy
Punch
Losses
Hoyle
Whipping Post
What entities or persons were involved?
Non Ego.
Poem Details
Author
Non Ego.
Subject
Satire On Gambling
Form / Style
Rhymed Verse
Key Lines
It Must Be O Great Hoyle, Thou Reason'st Well:
'Tis Conscience That Stirs Within Us;
Whipping Post! Thou Cruel, Tort'ring Monster?
Yet Wealth Shall Line My Inmost Faithful Pocket,