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Poem May 12, 1836

Virginia Free Press

Charles Town, Jefferson County, West Virginia

What is this article about?

Humorous satirical poem recounting a man's infatuation with a woman whose beauty proves illusory—makeup washes off, eyebrows crack, wig blows away, figure padded, and she elopes with another—warning that appearances deceive in love.

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SEEING'S NOT BELIEVING.

I saw her eye, I gazed, I loved,
Yes, 'twas a cruel, cruel dart;
I saw the purest red and white
O'erspread her lovely features:
She fainted, and I sprinkled her,
Her malady relieving;
I washed both rose and lily off—
Oh! seeing's not believing!

I looked again, again I looked,
To breathe love's fond confession:
I saw her eyebrows, formed to give
Her face its arch expression;
But the gum is very apt to crack,
And whilst my breath was blowing,
It all fell off, that one fell off—
Oh! seeing's not believing!

I saw the tresses on her brow,
So beautifully braided:
I never saw in all my life,
Locks look so well as they did;
She walked with me one windy day—
Ye zephyrs, why so thieving?
The lady let her flaxen wig
Oh! seeing's not believing!

I saw her formed by Nature's hand,
So prodigally finished—
She were less perfect if enlarged
Less perfect if diminished:
Her bolster I surprised—the worst
Of wonders then achieving—
None knew the bustle I perceived!
Oh! seeing's not believing!

I saw when costly gems I gave,
The smile with which she took them,
And if she said no tender things,
I've often seen her look them:
I saw her my affianced bride—
And then my mansion leaving—
She ran away with Colonel Jones!
Oh! seeing's not believing!

Communication.

What sub-type of article is it?

Satire

What themes does it cover?

Love Courtship Satire Society

What keywords are associated?

Deception Love Appearance Makeup Wig Elopement

Poem Details

Title

Seeing's Not Believing.

Subject

Deception In Courtship

Form / Style

Rhymed Stanzas

Key Lines

Oh! Seeing's Not Believing! She Ran Away With Colonel Jones! Oh! Seeing's Not Believing!

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