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Poem
May 12, 1836
Virginia Free Press
Charles Town, Jefferson County, West Virginia
What is this article about?
Humorous satirical poem recounting a man's infatuation with a woman whose beauty proves illusory—makeup washes off, eyebrows crack, wig blows away, figure padded, and she elopes with another—warning that appearances deceive in love.
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SEEING'S NOT BELIEVING.
I saw her eye, I gazed, I loved,
Yes, 'twas a cruel, cruel dart;
I saw the purest red and white
O'erspread her lovely features:
She fainted, and I sprinkled her,
Her malady relieving;
I washed both rose and lily off—
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I looked again, again I looked,
To breathe love's fond confession:
I saw her eyebrows, formed to give
Her face its arch expression;
But the gum is very apt to crack,
And whilst my breath was blowing,
It all fell off, that one fell off—
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I saw the tresses on her brow,
So beautifully braided:
I never saw in all my life,
Locks look so well as they did;
She walked with me one windy day—
Ye zephyrs, why so thieving?
The lady let her flaxen wig
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I saw her formed by Nature's hand,
So prodigally finished—
She were less perfect if enlarged
Less perfect if diminished:
Her bolster I surprised—the worst
Of wonders then achieving—
None knew the bustle I perceived!
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I saw when costly gems I gave,
The smile with which she took them,
And if she said no tender things,
I've often seen her look them:
I saw her my affianced bride—
And then my mansion leaving—
She ran away with Colonel Jones!
Oh! seeing's not believing!
Communication.
I saw her eye, I gazed, I loved,
Yes, 'twas a cruel, cruel dart;
I saw the purest red and white
O'erspread her lovely features:
She fainted, and I sprinkled her,
Her malady relieving;
I washed both rose and lily off—
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I looked again, again I looked,
To breathe love's fond confession:
I saw her eyebrows, formed to give
Her face its arch expression;
But the gum is very apt to crack,
And whilst my breath was blowing,
It all fell off, that one fell off—
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I saw the tresses on her brow,
So beautifully braided:
I never saw in all my life,
Locks look so well as they did;
She walked with me one windy day—
Ye zephyrs, why so thieving?
The lady let her flaxen wig
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I saw her formed by Nature's hand,
So prodigally finished—
She were less perfect if enlarged
Less perfect if diminished:
Her bolster I surprised—the worst
Of wonders then achieving—
None knew the bustle I perceived!
Oh! seeing's not believing!
I saw when costly gems I gave,
The smile with which she took them,
And if she said no tender things,
I've often seen her look them:
I saw her my affianced bride—
And then my mansion leaving—
She ran away with Colonel Jones!
Oh! seeing's not believing!
Communication.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satire
What themes does it cover?
Love Courtship
Satire Society
What keywords are associated?
Deception
Love
Appearance
Makeup
Wig
Elopement
Poem Details
Title
Seeing's Not Believing.
Subject
Deception In Courtship
Form / Style
Rhymed Stanzas
Key Lines
Oh! Seeing's Not Believing!
She Ran Away With Colonel Jones!
Oh! Seeing's Not Believing!