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Letter to Editor
June 25, 1807
Alexandria Daily Advertiser
Alexandria, Virginia
What is this article about?
A satirical letter complains about office-seekers in the town who publicly whine and compete aggressively for positions, likening them to hungry dogs, and urges them to maintain discretion to avoid embarrassing the community and slandering the executive.
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COMMUNICATION.
MR. PRINTER,
I HAVE observed in the Expositor the yelping of a poor cur who has been whining after an office until he has become so hungry that the smell of a good dinner in the neighborhood has made him give mouth as freely as if there had been a vacancy: I was not of the party alluded to, nor should I have known of the dinner had it not been for that writer's crying because he got none; but since he mentions the occurrence, I recollect about that time seeing several of the species with their heads up, their noses set to the country, and their smellers going with rabbit-like quickness, as if they had the scent. But what I mean to complain of is, that they should publish to the world their poverty in this particular town; it is true three or four of them might be put into office; but there are more than fifty that have been trotting round the president's square as hungry as wolves, and whenever a vacancy happens, one gives mouth, and the whole are in full cry in a moment, and the foremost generally get the tail: Now for the sake of our town and their own credit, I pray you, Mr. Printer, beg of them not to open so freely at the smell of a good dinner--nor disturb the repose of the citizens by coming out in full cry in the night time at the supposed scent of a good supper when there was none served up -nor slander our executive by invoking her aid.
B.
MR. PRINTER,
I HAVE observed in the Expositor the yelping of a poor cur who has been whining after an office until he has become so hungry that the smell of a good dinner in the neighborhood has made him give mouth as freely as if there had been a vacancy: I was not of the party alluded to, nor should I have known of the dinner had it not been for that writer's crying because he got none; but since he mentions the occurrence, I recollect about that time seeing several of the species with their heads up, their noses set to the country, and their smellers going with rabbit-like quickness, as if they had the scent. But what I mean to complain of is, that they should publish to the world their poverty in this particular town; it is true three or four of them might be put into office; but there are more than fifty that have been trotting round the president's square as hungry as wolves, and whenever a vacancy happens, one gives mouth, and the whole are in full cry in a moment, and the foremost generally get the tail: Now for the sake of our town and their own credit, I pray you, Mr. Printer, beg of them not to open so freely at the smell of a good dinner--nor disturb the repose of the citizens by coming out in full cry in the night time at the supposed scent of a good supper when there was none served up -nor slander our executive by invoking her aid.
B.
What sub-type of article is it?
Satirical
Comedic
Social Critique
What themes does it cover?
Politics
Social Issues
What keywords are associated?
Office Seekers
Political Satire
Town Embarrassment
Executive Slander
Hunger Metaphor
What entities or persons were involved?
B.
Mr. Printer,
Letter to Editor Details
Author
B.
Recipient
Mr. Printer,
Main Argument
office-seekers should not publicly advertise their hunger for positions through whining complaints, as it embarrasses the town and slanders the executive; they should maintain discretion.
Notable Details
Uses Dog Metaphors Like 'Yelping Of A Poor Cur', 'Give Mouth', 'Full Cry' To Depict Office Seekers
References A Dinner Incident In The Expositor And Competition Around 'President's Square'